Sunday, February 12, 2006

Master Yoda! Master Yoda!

Me: Master Yoda! Help!

Yoda (Hologram): This time, what - Crud Holy! Lost your Limbs, How Did You?

Me: I'll explain later. Just fix me up, before I become Darth Vader.

Holo-Yoda: Fine. (swears)

Me: (I magically gain my limbs back, after 10 minutes)

Holo-Yoda: WAKE UP!!! (Yells loudly)

Me: OK.

Holo-Yoda: Now Get Rid of the Sith Jawas. I'm sending ALL the other Jedi. They should be here very, very soon...

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