Saturday, February 11, 2006

empire and cis shall DIE!ep.4





here we go! the jawa elite, clone elite and TLJ VS magna guard!

evrey ones hp:

magna guards:20,000(if thats what magna guards have, imagine how much grievous has!)

elite jawas: 10,000

TLJ: 60,000(what can i say, hes the general of the jawa army!!)

clone elites: 2000

magna guard gets out his bulldog RLR weapon and shoots rockets at elite jawa!

damage: 4000(1100 armor, elite jawa robes.)(HOLY GOD!! imagine how much damage he would have done if the elite jawa had no armor!!!!)

elite jawa throws 4 thermal detonaters!!! 4x the damage!!
damage: 6000

magna guard: " HEALTH HAS BEEN CRITTICALLY DAMAGED!!!!!"

TLJ shoots is taser(general type) at magna guard! damage:2000

magna guard: "critical damage."

clone elite punches 2 holes with his 2 blaster rifles in magna guard!!

damage:4000

magna guard: *gets electrified and twitches a little*

jawa elite shoots his 2 tasers(you should know what tasers each rank jawa gets.) at magna guard! damage: 3ooo

magna guard: " sustained- heavy damage."

magna guard uses NUERO POISON!! evreyone gets hit 1000 each turn for 5 turns!

(armor dosent protect against poison. we would be in a oppisote world if it did!)

TLJ gets hit 1000 by nuero poison!
(TLJ says nothing becayse his damage taken is nothing compared to his max health.)

TLJ gets his ionization rifle and EMP rifle and shoots them at magna guard!

damage: 6000

elite jawa gets hit 1000!

elite jawa: "ouch!!!!"

elite jawa uses his taser at magna guard!(tasers are good against droids.)

damage:5000(hey, i know others damaged higher without taser, but if elite jawa had another taser, it would damage 10,000. no one hit that much yet(hint!), now did they?)

magna guard: "sustained- critical level damage."

clone elite gets hit 1000!

clone elite: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS!!! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NIVM..NNNNNNNN.......OOOUUCCHHH!!!!!"

(HOLY GOD that must have hurt bad.)

clone elite throws 2 thermal detonaters at magna guard!

damage: 800(he rolled out the way of 1 of them.)

magna guard gets his radioactive grenade laucnher and shoots it at clone elite! poison damage:70, will last forever. even out of this fight.

magna guard: "that should help him when your battleing HIM!"

damage 600(+ poison damage.)

total: 670

(you think hes gonna die? i think.)

clone elite: "i cant die yet *coughs blood* i cant...... i coughed blood in my helmet!*cleans out helmet* hope no one saw my face."

evreyone looks at him in awe.

clone elite:" what?"

evreyone:" O.O"

jawa elite: "woaw.."

TLJ: "back to the fight, please!"

elite jawa throws 4 thermal detonaters! 4x the damage!
damage: 6000

MAGNA GUARD HAS FINNALLY FALLEN.

elite clone: "finnally *cough* its done."

TLJ: "awsome! strength in numbers!"

elite jawa: "he could have taken down all 3 of us if we werent careful!"

*footsteps*

clone elite: "uhh......tiny lil jawa, you might not wanna see whos at the door...."

*looks at the door*(its his house anyway.lol)

TLJ: "no...please...it cant be....."

???:"if he *cough*(hint!) was tough, imagi-*cough* imagine how tough i am.*cough*

jawa elite: "this is not good..."

TLJ: "*falls to his knees* please...this cant be...."

TO BE CONTINUED.

-TLJ

2 comments:

John said...

General Grievous Lives.

Mercer said...

yep