Friday, March 24, 2006

awww man...

my jawa sister is a good drawer and halo fan just like me, and she pushed me to post this.

if you really wanna see it, go to the bottom of the post.

Spare your eyes!


WARNING: Girly Content Ahead!





















































































































IT BURNS!!!!!oh why did i let her convince be to post that...

Monday, March 20, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 11

The Rebel Soldier: "*throws a thermal at a group of stormtroopers* doodoo dooooo doo doo......"

Stormtrooper: "what?"

*BOOM!*

The Rebel Soldier: "and the bodies fly!"

John: "alright! the sheilds are down!"

Obi wan*while slicing a stormtroopers head off*: "thats the last of them!"

Han*radio*: "good! evreyone, get some ropes and toss them to their forcefeild! Get some helmets so you wont suffocate."

Army Of (cl)one: "thats my que."

*choo! choo choo choo! choo! choo!*

*ding! klunk! dink!*continuous blaster fire hitting walls**

The Rebel Soldier: "*klunk!* ill handle him-*a bolt goes right past his face* YOWZA! go ahead guys!"

*he throws a thermal*

(cl)one: "LOOKOUT!"

*boom!*

(cl)one: "i guess its time for a Gattling Blaster!"

The Rebel Soldier: "sweeeeeeeeeet!"

*choo choo choo choo choochoochoochoochoochoo!!!!!!!*

The rebel Soldier: "woaw! not when its used against you, i guess. DIE PLASTIC BOY! *choo! choo choo!*"

*ding! kitlink bunk jing!*

(Cl)one: "oof! atleast i got armor to protect me a bit."

Damage: 522

HP left: 5778

Armor: 80

(Cl)one: "how about a taste of your own medicine!*throws 2 thermals by the wall Rebel Soldier is hiding at.*"

The Rebel Soldier: "*staying there, breathing heaivly* *looks down* HOLY ****!*IMEDDIATELY runs away as fast as he can*"

*boom!*

*bounce! bounce bounce bounce! bounce! OO that was a bad bounce.*

Damage: 1762

The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHH! ouch!*bleeding from nose, hands, and arms*"

"looks like i underestimated you!"

(Cl)one: "barely enough!*begins firing*"

*ding ding ding ding ding!*

The Rebel Soldier*running as fast as he can*: "i should have went with them! GAA!"

*flich!*

*fall to floor*

*Rebel Soldier is bleeding from a hole in his chest*

(Cl)one: "had enough? just let me blow this ship of yours!"

The Rebel Soldier: "hmph! lucky shot! *shot at (Cl)one's head*"

*then runs away*

(Cl)one:"AHH! why you little-!"

*choochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoo(inhale)choochoochoochoochoo!*

The Rebel Soldier*somewhere near (Cl)one*:"*heavy breathing*"

(Cl)one: "where are you rebel SCUM!? afraid of my little gun?"

*the rebel soldier rolled behind (cl)one, he didint notice.*

The Rebel Soldier: "probably not anymore.*PUNCH!*"

*grab head and throws to wall*

(Cl)one*lying down on a wall*:"ouch! what the-"

*Rebel Soldier fires his blaster rifle at the Stormtroopers head.*

"OOA!"

Army Of (C)one has fallen!

The Rebel Soldier: "*heavy breathing* graaa.........STAY DEAD PLASTIC BOY!*choo! choo! choo! choo! continuous shooting at the body.*"

The Rebel Soldierslides himself onto a wall,looks down, and dosent bother to reload his Blaster Rifle.

The Rebel Soldier:"*more heavy breathing* man........*heavy breath* that was intense......."

camera zooms out from the front, then going up.

Meanwhile...on Tatto'.....

Sith Jawa 3:"give up! we will kill you easy!"

TLJ throws 2 EMP grenades!

*boom!*shocks where the grenade blew up.*

..............
..............
.........

TLJ: "good! it dosent say that they have fallen. *radio* hey guys! i found out how to take the sith jawas down without killing them! EMP grenades!"

Luke:"climbing on the rope, then radios to TLJ. while he is, he gets up off the rope when he reaches the forcefeild with the rest of the gang.* i hope you have enough of those!"

MOS EISELY

TLJ:" ohhhhhh........off to the shop i guess. wait, they might have already killed the shop keep. so ill re-take any Sith jawas there, and Any i find, or any that find ME. And get a bunch of stuff for free!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! Part 2, Episode 10



TATOOINE (a.k.a. TLJ'S PLANET)

SBD1 uses tri-shot at the sith jawa in the middle!(sith jawa 2)

Damage: blocked 2 blasts, 1 hit. 56.

SBD2 uses wrist rocket on sith jawa 3(the one to the right.) !(damage on all, most damage goes to the one fired at.)

Damage on sith jawa 1: 700

Sith Jawa 1: "oof! youll pay for that!"

TLJ: "remember droids, dont be too aggressive! just knock them out!"

SBD2: "too late. damage is already being dealt."

Damage on sith jawa 2: 789

Sith jawa 2: "owie YA! woaw woy YA!"

TLJ: "that was painful."

Damage on sith jawa 3: 1466(yowza)

*sith jawa 3 goes flying back 7 feet.*

Sith Jawa 3: "*bounce* oo! *bounce bounce* oof! oofin! *bounce* GRRACKK!"

SBD 3 fires at sith jawa 2!

Damage: blocked all.

Sith Jawa 1 goes berserk on SBD2 with his Double-blade!

*Xing Xing Jzong Bing Katlink Shunk Bing Klunk Xing BONZAI!*

Damage: 5676

SBD 2 HAS FALLEN.

*electric shocks on the droid*

*BOOM!*

*debris falls all over the place.*


Sith Jawa 2 Slashes TLJ! 2x the damage because of the 2 blades!

*Xing Xing*

Damage: 666

Armor: Jawa General Robes; 40,878 defence. (wow! imagine how much damage i was gonna get without those robes!

TLJ: "you need to do better than that!"

Meanwhile in space....

The Rebel Soldier: "WOO i can do this all day!"

*A TIE bomber blows up infront of Rebel Soldiers view.*

Han:"HA! i shot first."

John: "heh."

*the falcon tips over*

Luke:" Han! you might wanna take a look at this."

Solo: "Boarding parties? Luke! Obi Wan! defend the falcon!"

Stormtroopers:" hup! hup! hup! hup! hup!"

Army of (cl)one: "you will pay for not buying ritalin! heheh. attack!"

*boom boom! no, not bonzai.*

John: "there using thermals!"

The Rebel Soldier: "DID YOU SAY STORMTROOPERS!? out of my way! i havint killed some in hours! John, take the controls! "

John:"rodger that!"

Luke: "look out! the heavy cannons! wasint that Rebel Soldier gonna take them down!?"

Obi Wan: "i think he was too busy slaughtering the sheilds."

Luke: "that reminds me, John! take the main canons! before their sheilds regenerate!"


*blaster fire*

Luke: "ouch!"

Stormtrooper:" some of you get luke! and the rest of you get obi wan!"

Luke: "obviously they dont capitalize. lets take them down!"

*boom!*

*Luke and Obi Wan slash away at stormtroopers.*

*one melees Luke from behind.*

Luke: "oa.*fall*"

John: "Luke? Luke ya there? darnit!"

*gun cocking*

The Rebel Soldier,holding up his weapon up by his neck with one hand: "you guys ready?*tips gun unto his other hand, holding it with both.*

*silence.*




......................"attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Xing, BOOM, Slash, Thermal Detonater exploision, Rebel Soldier slaughtering stormtroopers.*

John: "you have to take luke to safety, Obi Wan! ill help Rebel Soldier!"

The Rebel Soldier: "ha! no need!*shoots a stormtroopers head*"

Army Of (cl)one: "my men are being slaughtered! well, no need to help. once he gets to me, ill kill him easy."

Meanwhile......


Gizor: "we should be ready for revenge in just a few minutes!"

Admiral Ackbar:"Perfect!"

The Emperor:"Excellent!"

TO BE *coguh* CONTINUED!









originally drafted by john, changed by TLJ.

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 9

Meanwhile, at the falcon...

The Rebel Soldier:" why shoot their sheilds? why shoot the forcefeild?!"

Solo:"their sheilds reduce with each hit. John, get us as close as you can at the Star Destroyer. make sure the side of the falcon is pointing at the star destroyer's side!"

John: "side to side, got it!"

Han:" ill reprogram a bit of the falcons main turret control. then, rebel soldier can control ALL of the turrets. not just the 3 top ones. that means any one in turret control(not main), either get in a ship or board them."

Luke:"how will we board them? sheilds have pretty much sealed the forcefeild shut!"

Solo: "theres a reason why i told Rebel Soldier to shoot at the forcefeild and why i gave him all the turrets."

Luke: "oh."

...........

Han:" seeing as none of you are taking a ship, ill take one.(fighter)"

*BOOM!*

Obi Wan: "not again!"

Han: "ack! Rebel Soldier! fire!"

The Rebel Soldier: "you got it!"

*loud firing noises*

The Rebel Soldier: "yeeha! i never had this much fun since i blew up 6 plastic boy's with a thermal!"

John: "maybe you gave him too much firepower."

John: "by the way, im done!"

Han: "great! go ahead and go by our docking bay."

John: "?"

Solo:" just do it! ill give you further instructions when the sheilds are down."

*BOOM! BAM! BONZIA!*

Han:"GOD! that hurt! Rebel Soldier, keep firing! shoot their heavy turrets!"

Meanwhile, at the Emperors star destroyer(no, not the death star. he will- oops..i almost spoiled something for you!).....

Gizor Delso:"*somewhere at mustafar* muhahahahahaha......... FINISHED!"

Darth Maul: "perfect!"

Admiral Ackbar: "well...umm.....Admirable work!(heh)"

Emperor:" now...we will have 2 armies.....the Empire...and THE RESSURECTED ARMY OF DROIDS!!!!!!
muhahahahahaha....muhahahaha..MUHAHAHAhahaha!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Admiral Ackbar: "woaw hes a bit creepy."

Darth Maul: "your telling me."


Meanwhile, at TLJ's planet...

TLJ: "alright, a Jawa General against 3 Sith jawas! what could go wrong?*remembers berserk attack* im toast. need to call in some of my droids in my sand crawler!"

*3 Super Battle droids come*

TLJ: "good thing these guys didint die out with the rest of them! wait....they did! what happend? must be good luck..."




TO be continued!

new droids!

i got 3 new droids in droid shop! there limitless stock, thats why i didint put a stock count.(so you can buy a billion+ of them!)

As always, ill reprogram them to be nice to you when you buy one.

http://tinyliljawa.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-got-shop-i-sell-droids-there.html#links


you might have to refresh the page when you get there.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

i feel.....watched!

if all you guys are visiting...why arent you COMMENTING? you want people to know you came, right? so why dont you comment?!

its important to me too, because when you comment i know you like the blog. if you dont, its pointless to make more updates since you dont like it.

so please, comment!

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 8

The Rebel Soldier: "well, you guys coming to help or not?"


A rebel soldier: "were coming! give us some time, tatoo' is real far away from yavin!"

TLJ:" are they coming?"

The Rebel Soldier: "yea, what now?"

TLJ:" folow Obi Wan and the rest to the falcon and help destroy the Star Destroyer."

*He does what he is told to do.*

Meanwhile....

John: " 'bout time you got here!"

Solo: "we were gonna leave without you!"

*Han manns a turret, Obi Wan is getting ready to fight off boarding parties, Luke is gonna help Obi Wan, John is piloting the Falcon, and Rebel Soldier is gonna mann the main turrets.*

The Rebel Soldier: "Han! it looks like there expecting us!"

*BOOM!*

*Han falls to the floor, Rebel Soldier nearly fell and is trying to balance himself, and the rest are wounded.*

Damage to all: 50

Han: "they want a fight? ill five them a FIGHT!"

*Han manns his turret again and continuesly fires at the Star Destroyer.*

The Rebel Soldier: "you guys best take that as a open fire!"

*they keep shooting at the Star Destroyer, but its sheilds are too much.*

Luke: "*radio to Han in another part of the falcon* We need to board them! their sheilds are too much!"

John: "we cant board them! its pretty much sealed shut with those sheilds!"

Han: "some of us need to shoot their sheilds. that includes anyone ina turret control. some of us need to get ready for their boarders, and the rest of us need to go in the star fighters in the Falcons docking bay and take out their Heavy Cannons and Bombers(so we wont be reduced to a pulp.)"

The Falcon VS. a Star Destroyer!!!


Mean while......

TLJ: "ha! those cowards arent sending their Jawas anymore!"

The Emperor:"*Somewhere else* Think again!"

*back here*

*billions of pods crash onto tatto'*

*one lands infront of TLJ*

TLJ: "what the!? *goes flying 2 feet away from the blast*"

*the pod opens, with sith jawas in it!; 3*

TLJ: "i spoke too soon."

TO BE CONTINUED....

Friday, March 10, 2006

even MORE art!

Art when i was a young halo-playing Jawa!








Clones VS. Covenant! (below)


A mixture of a magna guard and Commando Elite! (below Clones VS. Covenant.)
i named this guy Gerbil! (??)
















Art just yesterday!!!

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these are pretty strong looking Elites!
wow........thats my latest peice of art....and i have to say..its my personal favourite. i mean look at it! COOLNESS!(above the funny grunt Art Peice.)

lol, i love this one!(above)



Steven Hallam(elite head, above, above "elite infront fire."), my friend jawa, helped with the neck and some of the shining. just to tell you. (between you and me, sometimes Steven wants all the credit! dont be fooled!)








"the traveling elite."(above)

one of my favourite songs

one of my favourite songs. too bad there arent any jawa songs...hehe




Thursday, March 09, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 Episode 7

go to www.rebelsoldierslife.blogspot.com to understand most of this.


The Rebel Soldier: "what the? where are the plastic boy's? Luke?! what are you doing here? Obi wan?! and why does that jawa have a lightsaber? "


TLJ: "get down! *jumps unto the Rebel before the sith jawa slashed him*"

Obi wan: "im ok now."

Han: "i told you..."

*the sith jawa runs away, being afraid by the number of opponents*


Luke: "look at that puny jawa run away! hahaha!"

TLJ:" what did you say about my sith-it-ized jawa?!"

Luke: "oh um...sorry Tiny."

BATTLE DONE- REASON, OPPENENT HAS RETREATED.

Obi wan: "if we dont take down that star destroyer, they will keep sending more sith jawas! and probably some Cultists and Reborn!"

Solo: "umm....this isint Jedi Academy. This isint even a game!"

Obi wan: "oh. i thought we were charecters in Jedi academy...."

TLJ: "its a darn game!"

Obi wan: "ok ok...."

*rodian and jawas yelling*

TLJ: "ill fight the sith jawas and jedi here at my planet. you guys destroy the star destroyer!"

cool, now the rest of the story will be a 2 things happening at once theme!

The Rebel Soldier(the one from before, ill just right The Rebel Soldier next time.): "what will i do?" (if you visited the spoiler blog, you could find out whats gonna happen next by the clues.)

TLJ: "you...you go get your allies! 400 jawas cant fight the rest of the sith-it-ized population of jawas here! just tell them NOT to hurt them, only take them unconcious by stun guns. There my people, and some of them are my allies!"

The Rebel Soldier:" ok. *thinks* im listining to an alien? *shrugs and calls in his allies*"

TO BE CONTINUED!


there will be alot of action in the rest of the story!