EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 19 (FINAL!)

Vader: "GIVE UP! you know you cant win!"

Luke: "we wont give up so soon!"

TLJ:" Right!"'


Vader: "the only way you can beat me is if you had a plan since the start!"

The Rebel Soldier:" good idea! *takes out the changun Army of (Cl)one had* i picked this up a while ago!"

he shoots at vader!

*CHOOCHOOCHOOCHOOchoochoochoochoo BONZIA!*

Vader gets hit about 200 times, but then starts blocking.

Damage to vader: 5,672

Vader: "shooting at me was your plan?"

*force wave!*

The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHHHHHHH- *Hits a wall behind the emperors chair*"


Rebel soldier falls to the floor, arms down.

The Rebel Soldier:" luke,*brings head up* NOW!"

*luke jumps on the back of vader*

Vader: "hey! get off me!!"

Luke: "sorry dad. *slashes vaders back, and backflips off*"

Vader: "ouch! *recoil pushes him forward*"

The Rebel Soldier: "tiny, *gets up, showing his blood, scars*esspecially the ones on his legs, his slashed chest, and bleeding all over*, use your scatter rifle!"

TLJ:" ok! "

*shoots scatter rifle!!!*

*too fast to keep track of shooting sounds*

Vader:"*falls to floor, his right half of his armor*where jawa was shooting* is gone.*"

Rebel Soldier walks up to vader, and puts his knee under his chin.

Vader: "wha-"

The Rebel Soldier: "plastic boy. *knees up!*"

Vader: "UUUUUAAAAAGHHHH! *falls to floor, probably dead."

Vaders saber turns off after 3 seconds.

Rebel Soldier: "i think,*inhale, and blood comes out of mouth.* i need...a vacation......*falls to floor*

2 seconds later, his eyes close.

Obi Wan:"ill pick him up."

Luke: "where will you put him?"

Obi Wan:" yavin 4 base."

John: "ok."

*camera teleports to tatto', showing stormies,and battle droids retreating the planet, along with tuskens retreating from Mos Eisely, At the same time killing anyone not in their faction(army).*


Stormtrooper: "i got word vader is DEAD! retreat! we have no reason to be here anymore! we dont even have a reason to be an army without a leader!"

*5 minutes later, there is only dead bodies and jawa buildings in sight.*

*camera teleports back to the star destroyer the emperor and vader were in.*

*shows jedi killing droidekas*

Jedi Protector:" die, crabs!"

Jedi Master:"*uses force wave, and sith lightnings the droidekas around him*....what? a jedi cant have sith force powers?"

*battle cries*


*camera Teleports to a Droideka exploding.*


*by the time the gang gets here, there are only bodies of jedi and droidekas.*

TLJ: "what happend here, guys?"

John: "yea, most of evreything here is obliterated!"

*Han runs toward the Crowd*

Han: "hey guys! im done with their sheilds. Tiny, your jawa motherships and bombers should destroy this in no time."

TLJ:"well, even though were done with this, it will be nice to see it blow."

Han: "now your talkin my language!"

Luke: "Obi wan? can i ask you something?"

Obi Wan: "yes?"

Luke: "i dunno..."

Obi Wan: "those 'i dunno' askings. funny."

John: "we have to get to the escape pods. your jawas could get the message any second!"

TLJ: "your right."

*boom!*

*Luke Falls over*

Luke: "go ahead guys, ill catch up!"

the gang soon runs for the escape pods, with luke appearing behind them.

*they find the escape pods.*

*BOOM!*

Han: "next stop, TATTO'!"

THE AFTERMATH

*they have gotten to tatto*

TLJ: "this place....*gets out of escape pod* is horrible!"

Han: "wow. this is like h**l."

John: "oh my emperor...."

Obi Wan: "while you guys do whatever, ill go get rebel soldier to Yavin 4."

Luke: "got it."

*jawas evreywhere!*

Jawa commander: "Sir! we did it! we have fought them off once again!"

*clapping and cheering*

TLJ: "whats this?"

Jawa Commander: "you are the bravest jawa in the world! you killing vader and the emperor has given us a big advantage! the stormies and rockets and etc have lost all hope because of that!"

Elite jawas voice: "like old times, eh buddy?"

TLJ *thinking*: "yea. old times......"

Jawa Commander: "is there something wrong, sir?"

TLJ: "*stutter*no, not at all, soldier."

Luke: "if you mind, ill go ahead to the cantina for a bit!"

TLJ: "seeya!"

Han: "hey, you have a ship i can borrow?"

TLJ:" well, i got a snowspeeder?"

*jawas go back to homes, and Jawa soldiers go back to their assigned bases.*

Han: "it will do!"

*back at Yavin 4*

*Rebel Soldier wakes up as if he was in a nightmare*

The Rebel Soldier: "WHO WHAT!?"

Han: "calm down, its just me."

The Rebel Soldier: "hey, han!why arn't i bleeding anymore?"

Han: "bacta tanks. 14 of em."

The Rebel Soldier:" wow. i cant believe im still alive! seems like i still have my scars."

Han: "i just came here to say you did a great job. im proud of you, guy."

Rebel Soldier: "heh, i said you can only play dad on weekends."

*Han Smiles, showing his teeth.*

*soon after Rebel Soldier smiles, and laughs as well.*

Rebel Vanguard: "*BOOM!* Guys! plastic boys! outside!"

*BOOM!*

The Rebel Soldier: "Back to my old self!"

*soon after the fight has finished.*

*camera teleports to a big room at the Yavin 4 base*

Rebel General:" for all that you have done, i give you the medal of HONOUR , THE MEDAL OF BRAVERY, THE MEDAL OF VETRENARIANS, THE MEDAL OF STRENGTH, AND the medal of survival in amazingly, and shockingly bad conditions.

*cheering*

The Rebel Soldier: "thanks a million, sir."

Rebel General: " no need, commander. "

Meanwhile at the cantina...

Luke: "WAHOO! i havint had this much *hic* fun since i...well...umm.......*hic* WHO CARES! party in the cantinaaaaaa! WOOT WOOT!"

*shouting, and cheering*

meanwhile at Jawas house...

TLJ: "*Door slams open* WOOHOO!!! that was the greatest adventure EVA! *notices his weapons* scatter rifle or my other weapons? SCATTER RIFLE!"



*runs out, attacks a tuksen camp, and kills evreyone.* *goes back home*


TLJ: "That took my mind off that!"

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! p2 ep18

TLJ: "V-Vader?! what do you have in all this!?"

The Rebel Soldier:"*laying down on Obi Wan's knees, bleeding* Yea......*spits out blood* whats your roll in the massacre!"

The Emperor:" Vader! Anakin!!-"

Vader:"thats not important, Lord. TLJ, i have a BIG part. long ago.... when you were a young Jawa, the Empire launched an attack at your planet, with me leading it. I attacked your house, killing your family. you got away fast enough so i cant force choke you. you were the lucky one. just like Harry Potter."

TLJ: "*remembers it*.......now i remember why i became a general! TO DESTROY YOU!"

Luke: "you did this to his kind? you did this to our friends?! you did this to his family!?

Obi wan: "*holding The Rebel Soldier from the Arm Pits*why? why, Anakin!?"

Vader:"I.....DONT.....KNOW!"

*charges at Luke*

*luke tries to defend himself*

Vader: "heheheheheh!"

*Rebel Soldier Appears and barraged Vader with Army Of (cl)one's chaingun he picked up*

The Rebel Soldier: "i just had about enough of you!*irregular breathes, falls to the floor, bleeding more intensely*"

Obi Wan: "please, Rebel, come back!"

so much comotion...so much confusion....will it all be solved?

wait for the nest episode of..... THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE!!!!!

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! Part 2, Episode 12.

TLJ:"*Runs to a wall of a house and peeks through* Oh no, sith jawas, on the road ahead. Hmmm... i wonder how Rebel Soldier and the rest are doing."

*XOO!*

TLJ: "HELLO!!*Rockets his head back at the wall*"

TLJ:" What was that?? *peeks again* tusken snipers! and other tuskens! they STILL want Mos Eisely! well, with 2 enemies, this is almost a civil war, so no one can be happy!(Jawas, and Sith Jawas/imperial Jawas)"

Meanwhile.......

Admiral Ackbar:" GIZOR! send them in!"

Gizor:" only the battle droids are operational, and ive sent them in an hour ago. they should be there now."

Admiral Ackbar:"oh well um...ok."

back at mos eisely...

TLJ:"well, there are only 4 on the road ahead, and the shop seems near.

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: 1 SITH JAWA!!!

*he leaps out and double stabs TLJ without warning!*

TLJ: "GAHH!! *bounce*....youll pay for that! woaw...calm down Tiny....he used to be a jawa too....remember EMP grenades!

*he throws one*

*Electric shocks around the sith jawa*

Damage: 650

TLJ:" looks like it will take more than that!"

Sith Jawa Uses Force pull, and when TLJ got close, kicks him and knocks him out! Damage: 6

Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.

Sith Jawa gets 2 more turns!

Sith jawa lepas up, and skewers TLJ while hes on the floor!

Damage: 43,082

Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.

WOW! imagine of i didint have armor at all! i would be dead!

TLJ:" OOF! whoo...wha..*unconcious again.*"

Sith Jawa uses FORCE LIGHTNING!

TLJ:"GAHHHHH! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"

Damage: 5000!

Evreyone's Health:

TLJ's: 1000-2000(uh oh!)

Sith Jawa's:8000

TLJ gets up

TLJ throws 2 emp grenades!

The sith jawa rolls out the way.

Sith Jawa: "haha! try again!"

TLJ:"......"

*gets taser out and throws at sith jawa*

Sith Jawa evades once more!

the sith jawa takes a few seconds to look at the taser from where he is standing.

TLJ takes the chance!

*bump*

Sith Jawa: "ow! oh wait, i forgot! the ba-"

*boom!*

SITH JAWA HAS BEEN DEFEATED, BUT NOT KILLED.

x-sith jawa:" *falls to floor* what? huh? hmm. *falls to floor, asleep and tired.*"

TLJ: "*looks at the jawa* that was easier than i thought, but theres a good chance the rest will be stronger.*then looks ahead on the road*"

*FIT!(say quickly)*

TLJ: "ah!ya-ya-*falls down, and crawls backwards.*"

TLJ:"theres no way im gonna get that sniper!"

TLJ: "unless..........."

*starts running towards houses, pauses, and runs again.*

*FIT!*sniper laser hitting sand.**

*FIT!*

TLJ: "WOAW! that was a close one!wait, i almost forgot! keep running!!!!"

TLJ: "*notices he is getting close to a sith jawa*"

TLJ: " i gotta stop!"

*tries to stop, but he is sliding in the sand.*

TLJ: "please oh jawa god dont let me bump into him....."

*the sith jawa gets killed by clones!*

TLJ: "finally! they've made it!"

Clone commando:"More! over there! keep moving!"

Clone trooper: "these jawas need our help! lets MOVE IT OUT!"

REBELS HAVE ARRIVED!


A rebel soldier: "*stares blankly for a few seconds*camera moves up, revealing the army of rebels behind him!*................................................................................................................................................................................

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*battle cries*

Stormtrooper: "HOLY EMPEROR! LOOK AT THEM! *choo!*thud*"

Stormtrooper 2: "arg!!!"

* a dark trooper gets hit, jetpack turns off, hits the floor from 10 feet high and dies.*

*laser shotgun bounces infront fo his body*

*BOOM!*

Rebel: "woo! look a tthat plastic boy FLY!"

Meanwhile.....

TLJ and the 2 clones finally arrive at the shop, seeing that its in half.

TLJ:" finally! were here!"

Clone Commander: "so are 5 sith jawas!"

*a wall blows open, with tuskens!*

Tuksen 1 of 3: "MUAAAA!"

*a door blows open with more clones, and a clone jettrooper leading the squad!*

clone jetrooper: "Freaky things."

Clone Marine: "were here to help!"

*a door blows open with Rebels*

Rebel 1: "wow lots of peopel here. *shakes head back into focus* oh erm- we'll help kill those alien things and those sith jawa alien freaky thingies!"

TLJ:"......"


*a door blows open with stormtroopers!*
WHEN WILL THIS END?

Stormtrooper 1: " yipers! its like a cilil war in a shop, except that that jawa has clones and rebel scums. TAKE THEM DOWN!"

Meanwhile...back at the foxhole the tusken sniper is in, *which is 30 feet away from the shop*


Tusken sniper:"shneebfoghebbignik"*hes right in my crosshair!*

TO BE CONTINUED!bonzia!


-Original post by Master John, Edited to perfection(and some humor) by TLJ. -TLJ

The many ranks of Jawas and Clones

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i was bored, and i know no one comes here at all, so i just decided to post just for fun.




ANYYYWWAYYYSSSS..... here are "The many ranks of Jawas and Clones"

from weakest to strongest.












1.


Jawa Private

Armor: Jawa Private Robes. Because of this low armor, that is why they are sent for easy missions. but they can work their way up, cant they?; 2

Health: 60

Primary Weapon: Taser
Weak ranked Jawas get weak weapons.
Uses: N/A

Secondary Weapon: Fuison Cutter
Not the same as a Jawa Engineer(more on that later), so it can only repair ammo droids.
Uses: N/A

Primary Alt Weapon: EMP Grenades(can prove Phenomenal on the war!)
Drains anything mechanical of energy. Good for Taking out turrets defending Cp's!
Uses: 5

Secondary Alt Weapon: Call for Backup
Spawns a few Jawas Around the Infantry Jawa. The Spawned Jawa's cant use this until after the battle.
Uses: 1

Reliability(how good you could rely on them when theres a tough fight): well, there only sent as infantry and for capturing cp's, but; 2.


perfect for infantry and capturing command posts, but does twice the effort when lead by Tactical Jawas(more on that later).



2.Jawa Elite

These Guys are Perfect for leading Squads of Jawa infantry, for they will do twice the effort knowing that they have a strong leader to help.

Health: 250

Armor: Jawa Elite Robes. 72 Armor.

ArmorBody Coverage: Entire Body. Meaning you lose 72 HP less when you get hit anywhere!

Primary Weapon: EMP Rifle
Magizines: 20
(can only reload 20 times.)

Secondary weapon: Taser
Uses: N/A

Primary Alt Weapon: EMP Grenades
see Infantry Jawa.

Secondary Alt Weapon: Thermals
Jawa Sniper: "lots of em from what i can see here. if i snipe one, the rest will come out and slaughter you guys."
Jawa Elite:"ill flush em out."

Reliability: Poor Guys. Its Their Job to lead an entire Squad of weak infantry Jawas to help them learn on the Battlefeild. For this, Jawa Infantries think Jawa Elites have high Reliability Rating. Wrong! Its how they perform that helps you, not what they have to do. 15


3. Jawa Engineer

Mostly a Medic and For repairing droids, these guys arent outfitted with good VS. Infantry weapons, but are Phenomenal against Vehicles.(helloo? Engineer fuision cutter!)

Health: 120

Armor: 17

Primary Weapon: Taser
see jawa infantry.

Uses: N/A

Secondary Weapon: Jawa Engineer Fusion Cutter
These Babies can rip through vehicles, repair droids in an instant, and Take apart Droids to Reprogram them to help us!(i have these guys to help out with the Jawa Sandcrawler shop, for the droid Programming Area.)

Primary Alt Weapon: Health and Ammo Dispenser

Secondary Alt Weapon: N/A

Jawa Tacticalman:
These guys can lead jawas with great effectiveness, and can capture command posts(as long as they have allies to lead) as easy as killing a tusken raider. if needed, they can clear the area of a command post with their Grenade Launcher, or Call in an orbital Strike from jawa motherships and starfighters patroling their planet.

Health: 15,878

Armor: Jawa Tacticalman Robes; 400

Protects 400 health when hit anywhere.

Primary Weapon: Grenade Launcher
Grenades: 80

Secondary primary weapon: Heat Seeking Rocket Launcher

Alternate Weapon: Jawa Tacticalman Radio

Not the same as Jawa Infantries, becuase it spawns 1 jawa infantry, 2 jawa snipers, 1 rocket jawa, and 1 jawa jet trooper.

Uses: 5

Alternate Secondary Weapon: Orbital Strike
(see the rank description.)

Reliability: against buildings: 80. against enemies, 173. against command posts, as long as their are allies to lead, 759.

Jawa Rocketeer

Health: 800

Armor: 7,889.

perfect for ANY vehicle situation, these guys rip through tanks, CIS Spider Walkers, and and other vehicles like nobodies buisness.

Primary Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Rockets: 8

Primary Secondary Weapon: Heat Seeking, slow firing rocket launcher.

Can be loaded with normal rockets, incase the primary rocket launcher isint firing. can switch from normal rockets to heat seeking rockets. there are 2 compartments for both types to go in. 20 for heatseeking, 8 for normal.

Heat Seeking Rockets: 20

Evreytime when one is fired, empty space can be loaded with a normal rocket.

Empty spaces for Normal Rockets: 8

Primary Alternate Weapon: Rocket Pistol

Fires weak, small rockets the size of pistol blasts. strong if fired on the skin of someone.

Secondary Alternate Weapon: Pistol
a Normal Galactic Blaster pistol.

Reliability: as long as there are vehicles; 32. when no vehicles; 3.


Jawa rocketeer Elite
same as a normal jawa rocketeer, but with twice the effort and effectivness, with a perky weapon.

Primary Weapon: Heat Seeking Rocketlauncher:

see Jawa rocketeer.

see jawa rocketeer for features on weapon.


Secondary Primary: 4-coulmn rocket launcher

the mother of all rocket launchers, it has the same features and functions of a normal one and it can be loaded with poisounous rockets or a high- explosion rocket, which has the radious of a mini-nuclrear bomb. used for buildings that are far away and that need exploding. can ALSO be modified! add a chaingun(of course, the chargers for the lasers are in the chains!), a machinegun, a aiming laser, and a REAL laser to toggle on and off, for use when a target is too close, and is under your changuns and machineguns area of fire. it is put on the bottom of the rocketlaunher for this reason.

Primary Alternate: orbital strike from a jawa mothership

BIG BOOMS will appear from a Jawa Rocketeer elite that uses this diabolical weapon of doom. Rarely used, it is for destroying a large city or half a quarter of a country, etc and to make a large fight look cooler.(you can toggle the size of the explosion from the digital map on the back of the rocketlauncher! you can also toggle where it goes if the target is out of range. the missle icon is the rocket, press it with your finger and drag it around to where you want the rocket to go. when you pull the trigger from any area or angle, the rocket will find the direct way there.)




someone asked my for MY stats, so ill post the rank here.

Note: THIS IS NOT THE RANK AFTER JAWA ROCKETEER. THIS IS THE FINAL RANK. I WILL POST THE RANKS OVER THIS ONE, TO MAKE IT CLEAR.


Jawa General
this big guy does hard to get to this rank, he has to run the jawa population, he is in charge of the army, he is sent on missions to help allied jawas when neccesary, and has a Desirable and dreamed for iventory of weapons.

Health: 50,000. Grows by 10,000 evreytime 80 enemies are killed. Recharges by 20,000 evrey second. NOT IN BATTLE.

Armor: Jawa general robes.; 6,678

Primary weapon: Chain Gun
look at ur chest. ur already dead.

Uses: infinite ammo.

Primary Secondary: SCATTER RIFLE
USED WHEN NECCESARY, this baby will send peopel running for cover(but then, the cover is already gone ;) ). each bullet goes through 3 people, can tear apart a vehicle, and not even a jedi night can block them without force speed. given to trusted, high ranked, experienced jawa warriors.

Uses: infinite ammo

Primary Alternate weapon: 1 minute General Orbital Strike
BOOM BAM BOOM! this will send the AT-ST's and tuskens RUNNING TO ANOTHER PLANET! this could probably kill the sarlacc!!!!!

Uses: 5

Alternate Secondary: Rapid firing duel Rocket Pistols
Shoots ALMOST AS FAST AS THE SCATTER RIFLE, these 2 can take down buildings in 20 seconds. dont punch a pillow, get these babies AND TEAR DOWN THE PLANET!




More on Jawas soon.

-TLJ