TLJ:"*Runs to a wall of a house and peeks through* Oh no, sith jawas, on the road ahead. Hmmm... i wonder how Rebel Soldier and the rest are doing."
*XOO!*
TLJ: "HELLO!!*Rockets his head back at the wall*"
TLJ:" What was that?? *peeks again* tusken snipers! and other tuskens! they STILL want Mos Eisely! well, with 2 enemies, this is almost a civil war, so no one can be happy!(Jawas, and Sith Jawas/imperial Jawas)"
Meanwhile.......
Admiral Ackbar:" GIZOR! send them in!"
Gizor:" only the battle droids are operational, and ive sent them in an hour ago. they should be there now."
Admiral Ackbar:"oh well um...ok."
back at mos eisely...
TLJ:"well, there are only 4 on the road ahead, and the shop seems near.
YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: 1 SITH JAWA!!!
*he leaps out and double stabs TLJ without warning!*
TLJ: "GAHH!! *bounce*....youll pay for that! woaw...calm down Tiny....he used to be a jawa too....remember EMP grenades!
*he throws one*
*Electric shocks around the sith jawa*
Damage: 650
TLJ:" looks like it will take more than that!"
Sith Jawa Uses Force pull, and when TLJ got close, kicks him and knocks him out! Damage: 6
Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.
Sith Jawa gets 2 more turns!
Sith jawa lepas up, and skewers TLJ while hes on the floor!
Damage: 43,082
Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.
WOW! imagine of i didint have armor at all! i would be dead!
TLJ:" OOF! whoo...wha..*unconcious again.*"
Sith Jawa uses FORCE LIGHTNING!
TLJ:"GAHHHHH! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"
Damage: 5000!
Evreyone's Health:
TLJ's: 1000-2000(uh oh!)
Sith Jawa's:8000
TLJ gets up
TLJ throws 2 emp grenades!
The sith jawa rolls out the way.
Sith Jawa: "haha! try again!"
TLJ:"......"
*gets taser out and throws at sith jawa*
Sith Jawa evades once more!
the sith jawa takes a few seconds to look at the taser from where he is standing.
TLJ takes the chance!
*bump*
Sith Jawa: "ow! oh wait, i forgot! the ba-"
*boom!*
SITH JAWA HAS BEEN DEFEATED, BUT NOT KILLED.
x-sith jawa:" *falls to floor* what? huh? hmm. *falls to floor, asleep and tired.*"
TLJ: "*looks at the jawa* that was easier than i thought, but theres a good chance the rest will be stronger.*then looks ahead on the road*"
*FIT!(say quickly)*
TLJ: "ah!ya-ya-*falls down, and crawls backwards.*"
TLJ:"theres no way im gonna get that sniper!"
TLJ: "unless..........."
*starts running towards houses, pauses, and runs again.*
*FIT!*sniper laser hitting sand.**
*FIT!*
TLJ: "WOAW! that was a close one!wait, i almost forgot! keep running!!!!"
TLJ: "*notices he is getting close to a sith jawa*"
TLJ: " i gotta stop!"
*tries to stop, but he is sliding in the sand.*
TLJ: "please oh jawa god dont let me bump into him....."
*the sith jawa gets killed by clones!*
TLJ: "finally! they've made it!"
Clone commando:"More! over there! keep moving!"
Clone trooper: "these jawas need our help! lets MOVE IT OUT!"
REBELS HAVE ARRIVED!
A rebel soldier: "*stares blankly for a few seconds*camera moves up, revealing the army of rebels behind him!*................................................................................................................................................................................
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*battle cries*
Stormtrooper: "HOLY EMPEROR! LOOK AT THEM! *choo!*thud*"
Stormtrooper 2: "arg!!!"
* a dark trooper gets hit, jetpack turns off, hits the floor from 10 feet high and dies.*
*laser shotgun bounces infront fo his body*
*BOOM!*
Rebel: "woo! look a tthat plastic boy FLY!"
Meanwhile.....
TLJ and the 2 clones finally arrive at the shop, seeing that its in half.
TLJ:" finally! were here!"
Clone Commander: "so are 5 sith jawas!"
*a wall blows open, with tuskens!*
Tuksen 1 of 3: "MUAAAA!"
*a door blows open with more clones, and a clone jettrooper leading the squad!*
clone jetrooper: "Freaky things."
Clone Marine: "were here to help!"
*a door blows open with Rebels*
Rebel 1: "wow lots of peopel here. *shakes head back into focus* oh erm- we'll help kill those alien things and those sith jawa alien freaky thingies!"
TLJ:"......"
*a door blows open with stormtroopers!*
WHEN WILL THIS END?
Stormtrooper 1: " yipers! its like a cilil war in a shop, except that that jawa has clones and rebel scums. TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Meanwhile...back at the foxhole the tusken sniper is in, *which is 30 feet away from the shop*
Tusken sniper:"shneebfoghebbignik"*hes right in my crosshair!*
TO BE CONTINUED!bonzia!
-Original post by Master John, Edited to perfection(and some humor) by TLJ. -TLJ
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2 comments:
You abondoned us, TLJ.
no. no one ever treats me like a jawa, they just think im a retard(or whatever that is) or say im scary. BOO. was that scary? no, right? and, general grievous pretends im invisible, and everyone else just plain hates me.
no one, as far as i could remember, has been nice to me on blogger. ive had it. i dont want to be teased anymore. i quit.
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