Luke: "we wont give up so soon!"
TLJ:" Right!"'
Vader: "the only way you can beat me is if you had a plan since the start!"
The Rebel Soldier:" good idea! *takes out the changun Army of (Cl)one had* i picked this up a while ago!"
he shoots at vader!
*CHOOCHOOCHOOCHOOchoochoochoochoo BONZIA!*
Vader gets hit about 200 times, but then starts blocking.
Damage to vader: 5,672
Vader: "shooting at me was your plan?"
*force wave!*
The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHHHHHHH- *Hits a wall behind the emperors chair*"
Rebel soldier falls to the floor, arms down.
The Rebel Soldier:" luke,*brings head up* NOW!"
*luke jumps on the back of vader*
Vader: "hey! get off me!!"
Luke: "sorry dad. *slashes vaders back, and backflips off*"
Vader: "ouch! *recoil pushes him forward*"
The Rebel Soldier: "tiny, *gets up, showing his blood, scars*esspecially the ones on his legs, his slashed chest, and bleeding all over*, use your scatter rifle!"
TLJ:" ok! "
*shoots scatter rifle!!!*
*too fast to keep track of shooting sounds*
Vader:"*falls to floor, his right half of his armor*where jawa was shooting* is gone.*"
Rebel Soldier walks up to vader, and puts his knee under his chin.
Vader: "wha-"
The Rebel Soldier: "plastic boy. *knees up!*"
Vader: "UUUUUAAAAAGHHHH! *falls to floor, probably dead."
Vaders saber turns off after 3 seconds.
Rebel Soldier: "i think,*inhale, and blood comes out of mouth.* i need...a vacation......*falls to floor*
2 seconds later, his eyes close.
Obi Wan:"ill pick him up."
Luke: "where will you put him?"
Obi Wan:" yavin 4 base."
John: "ok."
*camera teleports to tatto', showing stormies,and battle droids retreating the planet, along with tuskens retreating from Mos Eisely, At the same time killing anyone not in their faction(army).*
Stormtrooper: "i got word vader is DEAD! retreat! we have no reason to be here anymore! we dont even have a reason to be an army without a leader!"
*5 minutes later, there is only dead bodies and jawa buildings in sight.*
*camera teleports back to the star destroyer the emperor and vader were in.*
*shows jedi killing droidekas*
Jedi Protector:" die, crabs!"
Jedi Master:"*uses force wave, and sith lightnings the droidekas around him*....what? a jedi cant have sith force powers?"
*battle cries*
*camera Teleports to a Droideka exploding.*
*by the time the gang gets here, there are only bodies of jedi and droidekas.*
TLJ: "what happend here, guys?"
John: "yea, most of evreything here is obliterated!"
*Han runs toward the Crowd*
Han: "hey guys! im done with their sheilds. Tiny, your jawa motherships and bombers should destroy this in no time."
TLJ:"well, even though were done with this, it will be nice to see it blow."
Han: "now your talkin my language!"
Luke: "Obi wan? can i ask you something?"
Obi Wan: "yes?"
Luke: "i dunno..."
Obi Wan: "those 'i dunno' askings. funny."
John: "we have to get to the escape pods. your jawas could get the message any second!"
TLJ: "your right."
*boom!*
*Luke Falls over*
Luke: "go ahead guys, ill catch up!"
the gang soon runs for the escape pods, with luke appearing behind them.
*they find the escape pods.*
*BOOM!*
Han: "next stop, TATTO'!"
THE AFTERMATH
*they have gotten to tatto*
TLJ: "this place....*gets out of escape pod* is horrible!"
Han: "wow. this is like h**l."
John: "oh my emperor...."
Obi Wan: "while you guys do whatever, ill go get rebel soldier to Yavin 4."
Luke: "got it."
*jawas evreywhere!*
Jawa commander: "Sir! we did it! we have fought them off once again!"
*clapping and cheering*
TLJ: "whats this?"
Jawa Commander: "you are the bravest jawa in the world! you killing vader and the emperor has given us a big advantage! the stormies and rockets and etc have lost all hope because of that!"
Elite jawas voice: "like old times, eh buddy?"
TLJ *thinking*: "yea. old times......"
Jawa Commander: "is there something wrong, sir?"
TLJ: "*stutter*no, not at all, soldier."
Luke: "if you mind, ill go ahead to the cantina for a bit!"
TLJ: "seeya!"
Han: "hey, you have a ship i can borrow?"
TLJ:" well, i got a snowspeeder?"
*jawas go back to homes, and Jawa soldiers go back to their assigned bases.*
Han: "it will do!"
*back at Yavin 4*
*Rebel Soldier wakes up as if he was in a nightmare*
The Rebel Soldier: "WHO WHAT!?"
Han: "calm down, its just me."
The Rebel Soldier: "hey, han!why arn't i bleeding anymore?"
Han: "bacta tanks. 14 of em."
The Rebel Soldier:" wow. i cant believe im still alive! seems like i still have my scars."
Han: "i just came here to say you did a great job. im proud of you, guy."
Rebel Soldier: "heh, i said you can only play dad on weekends."
*Han Smiles, showing his teeth.*
*soon after Rebel Soldier smiles, and laughs as well.*
Rebel Vanguard: "*BOOM!* Guys! plastic boys! outside!"
*BOOM!*
The Rebel Soldier: "Back to my old self!"
*soon after the fight has finished.*
*camera teleports to a big room at the Yavin 4 base*
Rebel General:" for all that you have done, i give you the medal of HONOUR , THE MEDAL OF BRAVERY, THE MEDAL OF VETRENARIANS, THE MEDAL OF STRENGTH, AND the medal of survival in amazingly, and shockingly bad conditions.
*cheering*
The Rebel Soldier: "thanks a million, sir."
Rebel General: " no need, commander. "
Meanwhile at the cantina...
Luke: "WAHOO! i havint had this much *hic* fun since i...well...umm.......*hic* WHO CARES! party in the cantinaaaaaa! WOOT WOOT!"
*shouting, and cheering*
meanwhile at Jawas house...
TLJ: "*Door slams open* WOOHOO!!! that was the greatest adventure EVA! *notices his weapons* scatter rifle or my other weapons? SCATTER RIFLE!"
*runs out, attacks a tuksen camp, and kills evreyone.* *goes back home*
TLJ: "That took my mind off that!"
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