Monday, March 20, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 11

The Rebel Soldier: "*throws a thermal at a group of stormtroopers* doodoo dooooo doo doo......"

Stormtrooper: "what?"

*BOOM!*

The Rebel Soldier: "and the bodies fly!"

John: "alright! the sheilds are down!"

Obi wan*while slicing a stormtroopers head off*: "thats the last of them!"

Han*radio*: "good! evreyone, get some ropes and toss them to their forcefeild! Get some helmets so you wont suffocate."

Army Of (cl)one: "thats my que."

*choo! choo choo choo! choo! choo!*

*ding! klunk! dink!*continuous blaster fire hitting walls**

The Rebel Soldier: "*klunk!* ill handle him-*a bolt goes right past his face* YOWZA! go ahead guys!"

*he throws a thermal*

(cl)one: "LOOKOUT!"

*boom!*

(cl)one: "i guess its time for a Gattling Blaster!"

The Rebel Soldier: "sweeeeeeeeeet!"

*choo choo choo choo choochoochoochoochoochoo!!!!!!!*

The rebel Soldier: "woaw! not when its used against you, i guess. DIE PLASTIC BOY! *choo! choo choo!*"

*ding! kitlink bunk jing!*

(Cl)one: "oof! atleast i got armor to protect me a bit."

Damage: 522

HP left: 5778

Armor: 80

(Cl)one: "how about a taste of your own medicine!*throws 2 thermals by the wall Rebel Soldier is hiding at.*"

The Rebel Soldier: "*staying there, breathing heaivly* *looks down* HOLY ****!*IMEDDIATELY runs away as fast as he can*"

*boom!*

*bounce! bounce bounce bounce! bounce! OO that was a bad bounce.*

Damage: 1762

The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHH! ouch!*bleeding from nose, hands, and arms*"

"looks like i underestimated you!"

(Cl)one: "barely enough!*begins firing*"

*ding ding ding ding ding!*

The Rebel Soldier*running as fast as he can*: "i should have went with them! GAA!"

*flich!*

*fall to floor*

*Rebel Soldier is bleeding from a hole in his chest*

(Cl)one: "had enough? just let me blow this ship of yours!"

The Rebel Soldier: "hmph! lucky shot! *shot at (Cl)one's head*"

*then runs away*

(Cl)one:"AHH! why you little-!"

*choochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoo(inhale)choochoochoochoochoo!*

The Rebel Soldier*somewhere near (Cl)one*:"*heavy breathing*"

(Cl)one: "where are you rebel SCUM!? afraid of my little gun?"

*the rebel soldier rolled behind (cl)one, he didint notice.*

The Rebel Soldier: "probably not anymore.*PUNCH!*"

*grab head and throws to wall*

(Cl)one*lying down on a wall*:"ouch! what the-"

*Rebel Soldier fires his blaster rifle at the Stormtroopers head.*

"OOA!"

Army Of (C)one has fallen!

The Rebel Soldier: "*heavy breathing* graaa.........STAY DEAD PLASTIC BOY!*choo! choo! choo! choo! continuous shooting at the body.*"

The Rebel Soldierslides himself onto a wall,looks down, and dosent bother to reload his Blaster Rifle.

The Rebel Soldier:"*more heavy breathing* man........*heavy breath* that was intense......."

camera zooms out from the front, then going up.

Meanwhile...on Tatto'.....

Sith Jawa 3:"give up! we will kill you easy!"

TLJ throws 2 EMP grenades!

*boom!*shocks where the grenade blew up.*

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TLJ: "good! it dosent say that they have fallen. *radio* hey guys! i found out how to take the sith jawas down without killing them! EMP grenades!"

Luke:"climbing on the rope, then radios to TLJ. while he is, he gets up off the rope when he reaches the forcefeild with the rest of the gang.* i hope you have enough of those!"

MOS EISELY

TLJ:" ohhhhhh........off to the shop i guess. wait, they might have already killed the shop keep. so ill re-take any Sith jawas there, and Any i find, or any that find ME. And get a bunch of stuff for free!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

2 comments:

Jango Fett said...

AOC has fallen? Wow. I bet Oneida never even knew.

Mercer said...

lol, looks like it