Tuesday, March 14, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 9

Meanwhile, at the falcon...

The Rebel Soldier:" why shoot their sheilds? why shoot the forcefeild?!"

Solo:"their sheilds reduce with each hit. John, get us as close as you can at the Star Destroyer. make sure the side of the falcon is pointing at the star destroyer's side!"

John: "side to side, got it!"

Han:" ill reprogram a bit of the falcons main turret control. then, rebel soldier can control ALL of the turrets. not just the 3 top ones. that means any one in turret control(not main), either get in a ship or board them."

Luke:"how will we board them? sheilds have pretty much sealed the forcefeild shut!"

Solo: "theres a reason why i told Rebel Soldier to shoot at the forcefeild and why i gave him all the turrets."

Luke: "oh."

...........

Han:" seeing as none of you are taking a ship, ill take one.(fighter)"

*BOOM!*

Obi Wan: "not again!"

Han: "ack! Rebel Soldier! fire!"

The Rebel Soldier: "you got it!"

*loud firing noises*

The Rebel Soldier: "yeeha! i never had this much fun since i blew up 6 plastic boy's with a thermal!"

John: "maybe you gave him too much firepower."

John: "by the way, im done!"

Han: "great! go ahead and go by our docking bay."

John: "?"

Solo:" just do it! ill give you further instructions when the sheilds are down."

*BOOM! BAM! BONZIA!*

Han:"GOD! that hurt! Rebel Soldier, keep firing! shoot their heavy turrets!"

Meanwhile, at the Emperors star destroyer(no, not the death star. he will- oops..i almost spoiled something for you!).....

Gizor Delso:"*somewhere at mustafar* muhahahahahaha......... FINISHED!"

Darth Maul: "perfect!"

Admiral Ackbar: "well...umm.....Admirable work!(heh)"

Emperor:" now...we will have 2 armies.....the Empire...and THE RESSURECTED ARMY OF DROIDS!!!!!!
muhahahahahaha....muhahahaha..MUHAHAHAhahaha!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Admiral Ackbar: "woaw hes a bit creepy."

Darth Maul: "your telling me."


Meanwhile, at TLJ's planet...

TLJ: "alright, a Jawa General against 3 Sith jawas! what could go wrong?*remembers berserk attack* im toast. need to call in some of my droids in my sand crawler!"

*3 Super Battle droids come*

TLJ: "good thing these guys didint die out with the rest of them! wait....they did! what happend? must be good luck..."




TO be continued!

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