Sunday, February 19, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 4

*finally, Han pushed John in the falcon.*

Han Solo: "MAN that took alot out of me."

John: "wheres my candy!"

TLJ:"you know what, where just gonna take you to corr and we will come back to mos eisely."

John: "i still want my candy."

Luke: "yes yes...we know..."

D-Obi Wan: "back at my day, we only knew how to barf! *barf*"

TLJ:" you thinkin what im thinkin?"

Han solo:" yep.*pushes obi wan in the ship with john.*"

TLJ:"not what i ment but, ok."

Luke: "what about-"

D-Obi Wan:" WE KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!*barf*"

*they get to Corr.*

John: "awsome, im home!"

TLJ: "except....your home has fallen pillars and the meeting room is no longer needed for meeting."

Army Of Cl(one):" still want some ritalin?"

Luke: "how did you get here? actually, i dont wanna know...."

TLJ: "just- just get outta here."

AFC:" ok."
*walks away*

Han Solo: "hes getting an improvement!"

D-Obi Wan:"*gets a telescope from nowhere*i see a star barfer!*barf*"

Luke: "star destroyer? the empire must have done this!"

Han solo: "and those darn sith jawas!"

meanwhile....

Admiral Zifar: "is it ready yet?..."

Gizor: "y-e-s..... mu-aaaaaaa!"

*camera pulls back...and reveals a giant droid factory!*

meanwhile in Kamino......

Bad clone trooper:" do you have the acklays?"

Stormtrooper: "yea. there in the gunship."

Bad clone Commando trooper:" put them in the oversized bacta tanks with no bacta in them and put them in the cloning room...."


To Be CONTINUED......

5 comments:

John said...

Wow.

Mark said...

You can say that again...

Mercer said...

MY GOD that was seirously random...

John said...

By the way, you can't fit an acklay in a gunship. Now a Super-Gunship, you could fit like ten acklays in there, but a normal gunship can't hold one.

Mercer said...

it was sleeping sideways.