Saturday, February 18, 2006

THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep1

YOUR FAVORITE HERO IS BACK!

Meanwhile, 1 Year later in the Mos Eisley Cantina

TLJ: "i miss my men. elite jawa.....jawa soldier....and that nice clone elite."

Han Solo: "take your mind off it with some beer."

TLJ: "thanks."

Elite Jawa's voice: "hey,we will be together in spirit.all of us."

Obi wan's voice: "im proud of what you did a year ago."

*TLJ gets a flashback*

General Grievous: " GRAAAAA!!!!"

*bam*

*some scenes that werent there!*

*TLJ buries Grievous. the grave stone reads,*

even though my idol and role model, i had to do the right thing.

he buried him next to his house.

*flashback over*

TLJ: "it was a massacre...."

Jawa Soldier's Voice:" and you stopped it from growing."

Master John: "hey! jawa! long time no see! *sits next to jawa and spins his chair towards the table.*"

TLJ:"i see you have your limbs back."

Master John: "yep!"

*TLJ tasers johns limbs, disfunctioning them.*

Master john: "oh come on! why did you do that??"

TLJ:"just to cheer me up. i miss my squad members."

Master john: "i know how it feels. one of my padawans ran off to kill grievous. he never stood a chance."

TLJ:" yea, thats ONE of your aprentices. if you lost all of them, like i lost my squad, THEN you will know how it feels."

*a medic jawa rushes to the cantina*

medic jawa: "i knew this was gonna happen. cmon, lets get your limbs fixed. again..."

Han solo: "hey you gotta admit, it was pretty funny."

John: "grrr..."

Beer droid(in stock at the droid shop! ill make a link to it later.): "more-beer?"

TLJ:"yes, please."

Army Of Cl(one):" hey there guys! i got some ritalin!"

"yo jawa, want some?"

TLJ: "no thanks."

Army Of Cl(one):"*walks away angrily.*"

Han Solo:" whats up with him?"

Mean while.....

The Emperor:" ha ha ha ha.... a year of planning....this must work!"

*your screen splits into 2*

Darth maul:" they will pay for our defeat!"

*3 splits*

Admiral Ackbar: "we are the main enemy now! muhahahahahaha!"

*4*

Admiral Zifar:" Gizor Delso, you know what to do."

*Gizors part of the screen shows him building some sort of structure on mustafar*

*5*

*geanosian talk*

Gizor Delso: "already on-it."

to be continued....

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