Monday, February 20, 2006

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 5

meanwhile back at corr....

D-obi wan:" well i guess we have to go to the bye bye kill the imperial?"

Luke: "i...have no idea what he just said."

TLJ: "no one does luke..... no one does.."

AFC: "chase the star destroyer?"

luke: "how do you keep getting he-"

D-obi wan: "ITS A STAR BARFER!!!!!!!!!! understand! ya...barfer....a ship that barfs..barfed all over here! invisible barf! right...uhm...I KNOW NOTHING!!!!"



*TLJ gets his taser out and tasers obi wan.*

TLJ: "that should temporaily disable him.."

D-obi wan: "NEVER!!!"

Han:"lets just chase the darn ship..."

AFC:" wow...luke didint yell at me this time."

*a green lightsaber comes from TLJ's ship*

*Xing*

AFC: "*thud*"

*saber comes to luke*

Luke:"the beauty of force saber throw...."

*the ship flies up*

Han: "lets folow that-"

*obi wan looks at Han Solo Agirly.*

Solo:" ok fine..star barf-"

D-obi wan: "YAY!!!!!!"

a few minutes later....

*electric shocks*

Han:"what happend here?"

*lifts up a tile from the floor of TLJ's ship.*

*TLJ comes.*

TLJ:"why are the wires.......YELLOW??"

Luke:" smells like........*sniff*......oh my god!!!! back away!"

Han:" umm..obi wan....what happ-"

D-obi wan:"*shouts from another room in the ship* I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TLJ: "gross...."

Luke:"we have been a bit crazy since the start."

TLJ: "come to think of it..yea. weve all been a bit crazy."

Han Solo: "lets try not to be too silly in the next episode."

TLJ: " what about obi wan?"

Han:" we dont have to worry about him. hes drunk, it dosent matter."

D-Obi wan shouts from another room: "i feel like it! actually...*barf*i cant feel my legs...its all your fault!!!!!hey... im flying!!"


Han:"what a very..very...odd little man..."

Luke:"its ok...he already got out the alchohal....he should be better in no time..."

D-Obi wan: "NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TLJ: "or not..."

Luke: "the way of the force is DEFENATLY not with the cantina..."

TO BE CONTINUED......in a few days.

3 comments:

Jedi Healer said...

Hello tiny lil jawa,

After reading your comment about people not posting so, I thought I'd come over here and read your blog.

Barriss

PS - Many of us have lives outside of blogger and others are trying to work on their next post, so please have some faith for they will post soon enough. :)

Mercer said...

oh alright...



P.S thanks!

John said...

Wow. Finally somebody besides me who looks at TLJ's blog.