A panicked jawa: " look out! our enemy bretheren!"
*Xing xing*
Rodian: "sith jawa!"
*they all run away except han and TLJ*
Han Solo: "run along now kid, ill take care of him."
*the sith jawa force chokes han solo and controls him, then throwing his body to the table of the cantina.*
Han solo:"ouch! da*n! that hurt!"
Beer Droid:" be-er?"
Han: "no thanks. im busy."
*the sith jawa force pushes han*
*han rockets thru the wall of the cantina, sliding on the sand near the battle arena.*
Han solo: "wow....that was excelerating...*starts saying stuff* man..that really hurt it really hurt alot and oh my god!!"
*the sith jawa nearly stabbed Solo while he was on the floor with his double-blade*
*han gets out his Dl-44 blaster(not in stock at armory.) and blasts the jawa.*
*it blocked all of them!*
Han Solo: "*tries shooting again, but the blaster dosent fire.* man..i knew i should have went to the jawa market and purchased some rechargers!"
*Han throws the blaster at the jawas face.*
Sith Jawa: "oohhhh god it burns!!!!!! by the name of The Emperor!! ahhhh god!"
Han solo: "*rasies his left eye brow* Right...... ok then...that did the job....oddly enough...."
*he then grabs the jawa and says,*
Micheal Jackson said kids are allowed here.
Sith Jawa: "0.0...........by the name of the emperor! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!"
Emperor:"darn!"
Han: "my life...is very weird."
TLJ: "thanks!on the behalf of evreyone that was in the cantina."
*john is back.*
John: "i sensed your struggle. what happend?"
Han Solo:"well, this jaw-"
Medic jawa: "come back here! your limbs arent fixed."
*crazy music plays and the medic jawa chases john all around your screen. eventually there gone.*
Han Solo: "told ya.*goes back in whatever is left of the cantina, and drinks a cup of beer and says,* toldga'. "
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