EMPIRE SHALL DIE! Part 2, Episode 10

TATOOINE (a.k.a. TLJ'S PLANET)

SBD1 uses tri-shot at the sith jawa in the middle!(sith jawa 2)

Damage: blocked 2 blasts, 1 hit. 56.

SBD2 uses wrist rocket on sith jawa 3(the one to the right.) !(damage on all, most damage goes to the one fired at.)

Damage on sith jawa 1: 700

Sith Jawa 1: "oof! youll pay for that!"

TLJ: "remember droids, dont be too aggressive! just knock them out!"

SBD2: "too late. damage is already being dealt."

Damage on sith jawa 2: 789

Sith jawa 2: "owie YA! woaw woy YA!"

TLJ: "that was painful."

Damage on sith jawa 3: 1466(yowza)

*sith jawa 3 goes flying back 7 feet.*

Sith Jawa 3: "*bounce* oo! *bounce bounce* oof! oofin! *bounce* GRRACKK!"

SBD 3 fires at sith jawa 2!

Damage: blocked all.

Sith Jawa 1 goes berserk on SBD2 with his Double-blade!

*Xing Xing Jzong Bing Katlink Shunk Bing Klunk Xing BONZAI!*

Damage: 5676

SBD 2 HAS FALLEN.

*electric shocks on the droid*

*BOOM!*

*debris falls all over the place.*


Sith Jawa 2 Slashes TLJ! 2x the damage because of the 2 blades!

*Xing Xing*

Damage: 666

Armor: Jawa General Robes; 40,878 defence. (wow! imagine how much damage i was gonna get without those robes!

TLJ: "you need to do better than that!"

Meanwhile in space....

The Rebel Soldier: "WOO i can do this all day!"

*A TIE bomber blows up infront of Rebel Soldiers view.*

Han:"HA! i shot first."

John: "heh."

*the falcon tips over*

Luke:" Han! you might wanna take a look at this."

Solo: "Boarding parties? Luke! Obi Wan! defend the falcon!"

Stormtroopers:" hup! hup! hup! hup! hup!"

Army of (cl)one: "you will pay for not buying ritalin! heheh. attack!"

*boom boom! no, not bonzai.*

John: "there using thermals!"

The Rebel Soldier: "DID YOU SAY STORMTROOPERS!? out of my way! i havint killed some in hours! John, take the controls! "

John:"rodger that!"

Luke: "look out! the heavy cannons! wasint that Rebel Soldier gonna take them down!?"

Obi Wan: "i think he was too busy slaughtering the sheilds."

Luke: "that reminds me, John! take the main canons! before their sheilds regenerate!"


*blaster fire*

Luke: "ouch!"

Stormtrooper:" some of you get luke! and the rest of you get obi wan!"

Luke: "obviously they dont capitalize. lets take them down!"

*boom!*

*Luke and Obi Wan slash away at stormtroopers.*

*one melees Luke from behind.*

Luke: "oa.*fall*"

John: "Luke? Luke ya there? darnit!"

*gun cocking*

The Rebel Soldier,holding up his weapon up by his neck with one hand: "you guys ready?*tips gun unto his other hand, holding it with both.*

*silence.*




......................"attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*Xing, BOOM, Slash, Thermal Detonater exploision, Rebel Soldier slaughtering stormtroopers.*

John: "you have to take luke to safety, Obi Wan! ill help Rebel Soldier!"

The Rebel Soldier: "ha! no need!*shoots a stormtroopers head*"

Army Of (cl)one: "my men are being slaughtered! well, no need to help. once he gets to me, ill kill him easy."

Meanwhile......


Gizor: "we should be ready for revenge in just a few minutes!"

Admiral Ackbar:"Perfect!"

The Emperor:"Excellent!"

TO BE *coguh* CONTINUED!









originally drafted by john, changed by TLJ.