Tinylilblog

It's all over

2007-09-14T14:50:00.000-07:00

It's been a long ride guys. Over a year since it all started. I am perhaps the saddest person that this is all over. It's been one of the most exciting stories of my life, and Tinyliljawa's writing skills and great humor will be missed. The wits of the characters will also.

In case something ever happens to the blog, there is a backup site in which it can be viewed and reposted, so don't worry. However, Tinyliljawa's legacy lives on. I am taking this moment to officially announce Untitled Tinyliljawa Project, which will be on take on the character!

Untitled Tinyliljawa Project will explore TLJ's origins, how he became a General, and will feature canon versions of his classic episodes. I also hope that this will attract more visitors. UTP news will be posted here.

I will greatly miss the stories, but his legacy lives on in our memories!

- Master John

Credits

2007-09-14T14:14:00.000-07:00

Cast

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Jedi Master John/JohnVMaster

Luke Skywalker

Obi - Wan

Darth Vader

Emperor

Sith Jawas

Clones

Rebels

Tuskens

Empire

CIS

General Grievous

Rebel Soldier (Now Commander.)

Rebel General

TinyLilJawa

Jawas

Jawa Luietenant

Cantina Bartender

And everyone and anyone that commented/read this blog!

Time

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It was a very long time. Almost a year if you don't count the time I stopped posting. I wouldn't have been able to post the last few parts ending the series without John, so thanks to him.

Special Thanks
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Everyone that commented on my blog, and read it often. Thank you!

Really Special Thanks
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JohnVMaster, for getting me to post all this again.

Now, before I click "Publis Post", I just need to say one thing....

BONZAI!

Well Guys,

2007-09-14T14:07:00.000-07:00

I guess before I completely stop posting, I'll post the last few parts of TEWD.

They are above/below.

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 19 (FINAL!)

2006-04-20T15:12:00.000-07:00

Vader: "GIVE UP! you know you cant win!"

Luke: "we wont give up so soon!"

TLJ:" Right!"'

Vader: "the only way you can beat me is if you had a plan since the start!"

The Rebel Soldier:" good idea! *takes out the changun Army of (Cl)one had* i picked this up a while ago!"

he shoots at vader!

*CHOOCHOOCHOOCHOOchoochoochoochoo BONZIA!*

Vader gets hit about 200 times, but then starts blocking.

Damage to vader: 5,672

Vader: "shooting at me was your plan?"

*force wave!*

The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHHHHHHH- *Hits a wall behind the emperors chair*"

Rebel soldier falls to the floor, arms down.

The Rebel Soldier:" luke,*brings head up* NOW!"

*luke jumps on the back of vader*

Vader: "hey! get off me!!"

Luke: "sorry dad. *slashes vaders back, and backflips off*"

Vader: "ouch! *recoil pushes him forward*"

The Rebel Soldier: "tiny, *gets up, showing his blood, scars*esspecially the ones on his legs, his slashed chest, and bleeding all over*, use your scatter rifle!"

TLJ:" ok! "

*shoots scatter rifle!!!*

*too fast to keep track of shooting sounds*

Vader:"*falls to floor, his right half of his armor*where jawa was shooting* is gone.*"

Rebel Soldier walks up to vader, and puts his knee under his chin.

Vader: "wha-"

The Rebel Soldier: "plastic boy. *knees up!*"

Vader: "UUUUUAAAAAGHHHH! *falls to floor, probably dead."

Vaders saber turns off after 3 seconds.

Rebel Soldier: "i think,*inhale, and blood comes out of mouth.* i need...a vacation......*falls to floor*

2 seconds later, his eyes close.

Obi Wan:"ill pick him up."

Luke: "where will you put him?"

Obi Wan:" yavin 4 base."

John: "ok."

*camera teleports to tatto', showing stormies,and battle droids retreating the planet, along with tuskens retreating from Mos Eisely, At the same time killing anyone not in their faction(army).*

Stormtrooper: "i got word vader is DEAD! retreat! we have no reason to be here anymore! we dont even have a reason to be an army without a leader!"

*5 minutes later, there is only dead bodies and jawa buildings in sight.*

*camera teleports back to the star destroyer the emperor and vader were in.*

*shows jedi killing droidekas*

Jedi Protector:" die, crabs!"

Jedi Master:"*uses force wave, and sith lightnings the droidekas around him*....what? a jedi cant have sith force powers?"

*battle cries*

*camera Teleports to a Droideka exploding.*

*by the time the gang gets here, there are only bodies of jedi and droidekas.*

TLJ: "what happend here, guys?"

John: "yea, most of evreything here is obliterated!"

*Han runs toward the Crowd*

Han: "hey guys! im done with their sheilds. Tiny, your jawa motherships and bombers should destroy this in no time."

TLJ:"well, even though were done with this, it will be nice to see it blow."

Han: "now your talkin my language!"

Luke: "Obi wan? can i ask you something?"

Obi Wan: "yes?"

Luke: "i dunno..."

Obi Wan: "those 'i dunno' askings. funny."

John: "we have to get to the escape pods. your jawas could get the message any second!"

TLJ: "your right."

*boom!*

*Luke Falls over*

Luke: "go ahead guys, ill catch up!"

the gang soon runs for the escape pods, with luke appearing behind them.

*they find the escape pods.*

*BOOM!*

Han: "next stop, TATTO'!"

THE AFTERMATH

*they have gotten to tatto*

TLJ: "this place....*gets out of escape pod* is horrible!"

Han: "wow. this is like h**l."

John: "oh my emperor...."

Obi Wan: "while you guys do whatever, ill go get rebel soldier to Yavin 4."

Luke: "got it."

*jawas evreywhere!*

Jawa commander: "Sir! we did it! we have fought them off once again!"

*clapping and cheering*

TLJ: "whats this?"

Jawa Commander: "you are the bravest jawa in the world! you killing vader and the emperor has given us a big advantage! the stormies and rockets and etc have lost all hope because of that!"

Elite jawas voice: "like old times, eh buddy?"

TLJ *thinking*: "yea. old times......"

Jawa Commander: "is there something wrong, sir?"

TLJ: "*stutter*no, not at all, soldier."

Luke: "if you mind, ill go ahead to the cantina for a bit!"

TLJ: "seeya!"

Han: "hey, you have a ship i can borrow?"

TLJ:" well, i got a snowspeeder?"

*jawas go back to homes, and Jawa soldiers go back to their assigned bases.*

Han: "it will do!"

*back at Yavin 4*

*Rebel Soldier wakes up as if he was in a nightmare*

The Rebel Soldier: "WHO WHAT!?"

Han: "calm down, its just me."

The Rebel Soldier: "hey, han!why arn't i bleeding anymore?"

Han: "bacta tanks. 14 of em."

The Rebel Soldier:" wow. i cant believe im still alive! seems like i still have my scars."

Han: "i just came here to say you did a great job. im proud of you, guy."

Rebel Soldier: "heh, i said you can only play dad on weekends."

*Han Smiles, showing his teeth.*

*soon after Rebel Soldier smiles, and laughs as well.*

Rebel Vanguard: "*BOOM!* Guys! plastic boys! outside!"

*BOOM!*

The Rebel Soldier: "Back to my old self!"

*soon after the fight has finished.*

*camera teleports to a big room at the Yavin 4 base*

Rebel General:" for all that you have done, i give you the medal of HONOUR , THE MEDAL OF BRAVERY, THE MEDAL OF VETRENARIANS, THE MEDAL OF STRENGTH, AND the medal of survival in amazingly, and shockingly bad conditions.

*cheering*

The Rebel Soldier: "thanks a million, sir."

Rebel General: " no need, commander. "

Meanwhile at the cantina...

Luke: "WAHOO! i havint had this much *hic* fun since i...well...umm.......*hic* WHO CARES! party in the cantinaaaaaa! WOOT WOOT!"

*shouting, and cheering*

meanwhile at Jawas house...

TLJ: "*Door slams open* WOOHOO!!! that was the greatest adventure EVA! *notices his weapons* scatter rifle or my other weapons? SCATTER RIFLE!"

*runs out, attacks a tuksen camp, and kills evreyone.* *goes back home*

TLJ: "That took my mind off that!"

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! p2 ep18

2006-04-19T13:39:00.000-07:00

TLJ: "V-Vader?! what do you have in all this!?"

The Rebel Soldier:"*laying down on Obi Wan's knees, bleeding* Yea......*spits out blood* whats your roll in the massacre!"

The Emperor:" Vader! Anakin!!-"

Vader:"thats not important, Lord. TLJ, i have a BIG part. long ago.... when you were a young Jawa, the Empire launched an attack at your planet, with me leading it. I attacked your house, killing your family. you got away fast enough so i cant force choke you. you were the lucky one. just like Harry Potter."

TLJ: "*remembers it*.......now i remember why i became a general! TO DESTROY YOU!"

Luke: "you did this to his kind? you did this to our friends?! you did this to his family!?

Obi wan: "*holding The Rebel Soldier from the Arm Pits*why? why, Anakin!?"

Vader:"I.....DONT.....KNOW!"

*charges at Luke*

*luke tries to defend himself*

Vader: "heheheheheh!"

*Rebel Soldier Appears and barraged Vader with Army Of (cl)one's chaingun he picked up*

The Rebel Soldier: "i just had about enough of you!*irregular breathes, falls to the floor, bleeding more intensely*"

Obi Wan: "please, Rebel, come back!"

so much comotion...so much confusion....will it all be solved?

wait for the nest episode of..... THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE!!!!!

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! Part 2, Episode 12.

2006-04-12T14:34:00.000-07:00

TLJ:"*Runs to a wall of a house and peeks through* Oh no, sith jawas, on the road ahead. Hmmm... i wonder how Rebel Soldier and the rest are doing."

*XOO!*

TLJ: "HELLO!!*Rockets his head back at the wall*"

TLJ:" What was that?? *peeks again* tusken snipers! and other tuskens! they STILL want Mos Eisely! well, with 2 enemies, this is almost a civil war, so no one can be happy!(Jawas, and Sith Jawas/imperial Jawas)"

Meanwhile.......

Admiral Ackbar:" GIZOR! send them in!"

Gizor:" only the battle droids are operational, and ive sent them in an hour ago. they should be there now."

Admiral Ackbar:"oh well um...ok."

back at mos eisely...

TLJ:"well, there are only 4 on the road ahead, and the shop seems near.

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: 1 SITH JAWA!!!

*he leaps out and double stabs TLJ without warning!*

TLJ: "GAHH!! *bounce*....youll pay for that! woaw...calm down Tiny....he used to be a jawa too....remember EMP grenades!

*he throws one*

*Electric shocks around the sith jawa*

Damage: 650

TLJ:" looks like it will take more than that!"

Sith Jawa Uses Force pull, and when TLJ got close, kicks him and knocks him out! Damage: 6

Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.

Sith Jawa gets 2 more turns!

Sith jawa lepas up, and skewers TLJ while hes on the floor!

Damage: 43,082

Armor: 7000. Jawa General Robes.

WOW! imagine of i didint have armor at all! i would be dead!

TLJ:" OOF! whoo...wha..*unconcious again.*"

Sith Jawa uses FORCE LIGHTNING!

TLJ:"GAHHHHH! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"

Damage: 5000!

Evreyone's Health:

TLJ's: 1000-2000(uh oh!)

Sith Jawa's:8000

TLJ gets up

TLJ throws 2 emp grenades!

The sith jawa rolls out the way.

Sith Jawa: "haha! try again!"

TLJ:"......"

*gets taser out and throws at sith jawa*

Sith Jawa evades once more!

the sith jawa takes a few seconds to look at the taser from where he is standing.

TLJ takes the chance!

*bump*

Sith Jawa: "ow! oh wait, i forgot! the ba-"

*boom!*

SITH JAWA HAS BEEN DEFEATED, BUT NOT KILLED.

x-sith jawa:" *falls to floor* what? huh? hmm. *falls to floor, asleep and tired.*"

TLJ: "*looks at the jawa* that was easier than i thought, but theres a good chance the rest will be stronger.*then looks ahead on the road*"

*FIT!(say quickly)*

TLJ: "ah!ya-ya-*falls down, and crawls backwards.*"

TLJ:"theres no way im gonna get that sniper!"

TLJ: "unless..........."

*starts running towards houses, pauses, and runs again.*

*FIT!*sniper laser hitting sand.**

*FIT!*

TLJ: "WOAW! that was a close one!wait, i almost forgot! keep running!!!!"

TLJ: "*notices he is getting close to a sith jawa*"

TLJ: " i gotta stop!"

*tries to stop, but he is sliding in the sand.*

TLJ: "please oh jawa god dont let me bump into him....."

*the sith jawa gets killed by clones!*

TLJ: "finally! they've made it!"

Clone commando:"More! over there! keep moving!"

Clone trooper: "these jawas need our help! lets MOVE IT OUT!"

REBELS HAVE ARRIVED!

A rebel soldier: "*stares blankly for a few seconds*camera moves up, revealing the army of rebels behind him!*................................................................................................................................................................................

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*battle cries*

Stormtrooper: "HOLY EMPEROR! LOOK AT THEM! *choo!*thud*"

Stormtrooper 2: "arg!!!"

* a dark trooper gets hit, jetpack turns off, hits the floor from 10 feet high and dies.*

*laser shotgun bounces infront fo his body*

*BOOM!*

Rebel: "woo! look a tthat plastic boy FLY!"

Meanwhile.....

TLJ and the 2 clones finally arrive at the shop, seeing that its in half.

TLJ:" finally! were here!"

Clone Commander: "so are 5 sith jawas!"

*a wall blows open, with tuskens!*

Tuksen 1 of 3: "MUAAAA!"

*a door blows open with more clones, and a clone jettrooper leading the squad!*

clone jetrooper: "Freaky things."

Clone Marine: "were here to help!"

*a door blows open with Rebels*

Rebel 1: "wow lots of peopel here. *shakes head back into focus* oh erm- we'll help kill those alien things and those sith jawa alien freaky thingies!"

TLJ:"......"

*a door blows open with stormtroopers!*
WHEN WILL THIS END?

Stormtrooper 1: " yipers! its like a cilil war in a shop, except that that jawa has clones and rebel scums. TAKE THEM DOWN!"

Meanwhile...back at the foxhole the tusken sniper is in, *which is 30 feet away from the shop*

Tusken sniper:"shneebfoghebbignik"*hes right in my crosshair!*

TO BE CONTINUED!bonzia!

-Original post by Master John, Edited to perfection(and some humor) by TLJ. -TLJ

The many ranks of Jawas and Clones

2006-04-07T20:59:00.000-07:00

Bold- new updates

i was bored, and i know no one comes here at all, so i just decided to post just for fun.

ANYYYWWAYYYSSSS..... here are "The many ranks of Jawas and Clones"

from weakest to strongest.

1.

Jawa Private

Armor: Jawa Private Robes. Because of this low armor, that is why they are sent for easy missions. but they can work their way up, cant they?; 2

Health: 60

Primary Weapon: Taser
Weak ranked Jawas get weak weapons.
Uses: N/A

Secondary Weapon: Fuison Cutter
Not the same as a Jawa Engineer(more on that later), so it can only repair ammo droids.
Uses: N/A

Primary Alt Weapon: EMP Grenades(can prove Phenomenal on the war!)
Drains anything mechanical of energy. Good for Taking out turrets defending Cp's!
Uses: 5

Secondary Alt Weapon: Call for Backup
Spawns a few Jawas Around the Infantry Jawa. The Spawned Jawa's cant use this until after the battle.
Uses: 1

Reliability(how good you could rely on them when theres a tough fight): well, there only sent as infantry and for capturing cp's, but; 2.

perfect for infantry and capturing command posts, but does twice the effort when lead by Tactical Jawas(more on that later).

2.Jawa Elite

These Guys are Perfect for leading Squads of Jawa infantry, for they will do twice the effort knowing that they have a strong leader to help.

Health: 250

Armor: Jawa Elite Robes. 72 Armor.

ArmorBody Coverage: Entire Body. Meaning you lose 72 HP less when you get hit anywhere!

Primary Weapon: EMP Rifle
Magizines: 20
(can only reload 20 times.)

Secondary weapon: Taser
Uses: N/A

Primary Alt Weapon: EMP Grenades
see Infantry Jawa.

Secondary Alt Weapon: Thermals
Jawa Sniper: "lots of em from what i can see here. if i snipe one, the rest will come out and slaughter you guys."
Jawa Elite:"ill flush em out."

Reliability: Poor Guys. Its Their Job to lead an entire Squad of weak infantry Jawas to help them learn on the Battlefeild. For this, Jawa Infantries think Jawa Elites have high Reliability Rating. Wrong! Its how they perform that helps you, not what they have to do. 15

3. Jawa Engineer

Mostly a Medic and For repairing droids, these guys arent outfitted with good VS. Infantry weapons, but are Phenomenal against Vehicles.(helloo? Engineer fuision cutter!)

Health: 120

Armor: 17

Primary Weapon: Taser
see jawa infantry.

Uses: N/A

Secondary Weapon: Jawa Engineer Fusion Cutter
These Babies can rip through vehicles, repair droids in an instant, and Take apart Droids to Reprogram them to help us!(i have these guys to help out with the Jawa Sandcrawler shop, for the droid Programming Area.)

Primary Alt Weapon: Health and Ammo Dispenser

Secondary Alt Weapon: N/A

Jawa Tacticalman:
These guys can lead jawas with great effectiveness, and can capture command posts(as long as they have allies to lead) as easy as killing a tusken raider. if needed, they can clear the area of a command post with their Grenade Launcher, or Call in an orbital Strike from jawa motherships and starfighters patroling their planet.

Health: 15,878

Armor: Jawa Tacticalman Robes; 400

Protects 400 health when hit anywhere.

Primary Weapon: Grenade Launcher
Grenades: 80

Secondary primary weapon: Heat Seeking Rocket Launcher

Alternate Weapon: Jawa Tacticalman Radio

Not the same as Jawa Infantries, becuase it spawns 1 jawa infantry, 2 jawa snipers, 1 rocket jawa, and 1 jawa jet trooper.

Uses: 5

Alternate Secondary Weapon: Orbital Strike
(see the rank description.)

Reliability: against buildings: 80. against enemies, 173. against command posts, as long as their are allies to lead, 759.

Jawa Rocketeer

Health: 800

Armor: 7,889.

perfect for ANY vehicle situation, these guys rip through tanks, CIS Spider Walkers, and and other vehicles like nobodies buisness.

Primary Weapon: Rocket Launcher

Rockets: 8

Primary Secondary Weapon: Heat Seeking, slow firing rocket launcher.

Can be loaded with normal rockets, incase the primary rocket launcher isint firing. can switch from normal rockets to heat seeking rockets. there are 2 compartments for both types to go in. 20 for heatseeking, 8 for normal.

Heat Seeking Rockets: 20

Evreytime when one is fired, empty space can be loaded with a normal rocket.

Empty spaces for Normal Rockets: 8

Primary Alternate Weapon: Rocket Pistol

Fires weak, small rockets the size of pistol blasts. strong if fired on the skin of someone.

Secondary Alternate Weapon: Pistol
a Normal Galactic Blaster pistol.

Reliability: as long as there are vehicles; 32. when no vehicles; 3.

Jawa rocketeer Elite
same as a normal jawa rocketeer, but with twice the effort and effectivness, with a perky weapon.

Primary Weapon: Heat Seeking Rocketlauncher:

see Jawa rocketeer.

see jawa rocketeer for features on weapon.

Secondary Primary: 4-coulmn rocket launcher

the mother of all rocket launchers, it has the same features and functions of a normal one and it can be loaded with poisounous rockets or a high- explosion rocket, which has the radious of a mini-nuclrear bomb. used for buildings that are far away and that need exploding. can ALSO be modified! add a chaingun(of course, the chargers for the lasers are in the chains!), a machinegun, a aiming laser, and a REAL laser to toggle on and off, for use when a target is too close, and is under your changuns and machineguns area of fire. it is put on the bottom of the rocketlaunher for this reason.

Primary Alternate: orbital strike from a jawa mothership

BIG BOOMS will appear from a Jawa Rocketeer elite that uses this diabolical weapon of doom. Rarely used, it is for destroying a large city or half a quarter of a country, etc and to make a large fight look cooler.(you can toggle the size of the explosion from the digital map on the back of the rocketlauncher! you can also toggle where it goes if the target is out of range. the missle icon is the rocket, press it with your finger and drag it around to where you want the rocket to go. when you pull the trigger from any area or angle, the rocket will find the direct way there.)

someone asked my for MY stats, so ill post the rank here.

Note: THIS IS NOT THE RANK AFTER JAWA ROCKETEER. THIS IS THE FINAL RANK. I WILL POST THE RANKS OVER THIS ONE, TO MAKE IT CLEAR.

Jawa General
this big guy does hard to get to this rank, he has to run the jawa population, he is in charge of the army, he is sent on missions to help allied jawas when neccesary, and has a Desirable and dreamed for iventory of weapons.

Health: 50,000. Grows by 10,000 evreytime 80 enemies are killed. Recharges by 20,000 evrey second. NOT IN BATTLE.

Armor: Jawa general robes.; 6,678

Primary weapon: Chain Gun
look at ur chest. ur already dead.

Uses: infinite ammo.

Primary Secondary: SCATTER RIFLE
USED WHEN NECCESARY, this baby will send peopel running for cover(but then, the cover is already gone ;) ). each bullet goes through 3 people, can tear apart a vehicle, and not even a jedi night can block them without force speed. given to trusted, high ranked, experienced jawa warriors.

Uses: infinite ammo

Primary Alternate weapon: 1 minute General Orbital Strike
BOOM BAM BOOM! this will send the AT-ST's and tuskens RUNNING TO ANOTHER PLANET! this could probably kill the sarlacc!!!!!

Uses: 5

Alternate Secondary: Rapid firing duel Rocket Pistols
Shoots ALMOST AS FAST AS THE SCATTER RIFLE, these 2 can take down buildings in 20 seconds. dont punch a pillow, get these babies AND TEAR DOWN THE PLANET!

More on Jawas soon.

-TLJ

awww man...

2006-03-24T15:41:00.000-08:00

my jawa sister is a good drawer and halo fan just like me, and she pushed me to post this.

if you really wanna see it, go to the bottom of the post.

Spare your eyes!

WARNING: Girly Content Ahead!

IT BURNS!!!!!oh why did i let her convince be to post that...

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 11

2006-03-20T14:54:00.000-08:00

The Rebel Soldier: "*throws a thermal at a group of stormtroopers* doodoo dooooo doo doo......"

Stormtrooper: "what?"

*BOOM!*

The Rebel Soldier: "and the bodies fly!"

John: "alright! the sheilds are down!"

Obi wan*while slicing a stormtroopers head off*: "thats the last of them!"

Han*radio*: "good! evreyone, get some ropes and toss them to their forcefeild! Get some helmets so you wont suffocate."

Army Of (cl)one: "thats my que."

*choo! choo choo choo! choo! choo!*

*ding! klunk! dink!*continuous blaster fire hitting walls**

The Rebel Soldier: "*klunk!* ill handle him-*a bolt goes right past his face* YOWZA! go ahead guys!"

*he throws a thermal*

(cl)one: "LOOKOUT!"

*boom!*

(cl)one: "i guess its time for a Gattling Blaster!"

The Rebel Soldier: "sweeeeeeeeeet!"

*choo choo choo choo choochoochoochoochoochoo!!!!!!!*

The rebel Soldier: "woaw! not when its used against you, i guess. DIE PLASTIC BOY! *choo! choo choo!*"

*ding! kitlink bunk jing!*

(Cl)one: "oof! atleast i got armor to protect me a bit."

Damage: 522

HP left: 5778

Armor: 80

(Cl)one: "how about a taste of your own medicine!*throws 2 thermals by the wall Rebel Soldier is hiding at.*"

The Rebel Soldier: "*staying there, breathing heaivly* *looks down* HOLY ****!*IMEDDIATELY runs away as fast as he can*"

*boom!*

*bounce! bounce bounce bounce! bounce! OO that was a bad bounce.*

Damage: 1762

The Rebel Soldier: "AHHHH! ouch!*bleeding from nose, hands, and arms*"

"looks like i underestimated you!"

(Cl)one: "barely enough!*begins firing*"

*ding ding ding ding ding!*

The Rebel Soldier*running as fast as he can*: "i should have went with them! GAA!"

*flich!*

*fall to floor*

*Rebel Soldier is bleeding from a hole in his chest*

(Cl)one: "had enough? just let me blow this ship of yours!"

The Rebel Soldier: "hmph! lucky shot! *shot at (Cl)one's head*"

*then runs away*

(Cl)one:"AHH! why you little-!"

*choochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoochoo(inhale)choochoochoochoochoo!*

The Rebel Soldier*somewhere near (Cl)one*:"*heavy breathing*"

(Cl)one: "where are you rebel SCUM!? afraid of my little gun?"

*the rebel soldier rolled behind (cl)one, he didint notice.*

The Rebel Soldier: "probably not anymore.*PUNCH!*"

*grab head and throws to wall*

(Cl)one*lying down on a wall*:"ouch! what the-"

*Rebel Soldier fires his blaster rifle at the Stormtroopers head.*

"OOA!"

Army Of (C)one has fallen!

The Rebel Soldier: "*heavy breathing* graaa.........STAY DEAD PLASTIC BOY!*choo! choo! choo! choo! continuous shooting at the body.*"

The Rebel Soldierslides himself onto a wall,looks down, and dosent bother to reload his Blaster Rifle.

The Rebel Soldier:"*more heavy breathing* man........*heavy breath* that was intense......."

camera zooms out from the front, then going up.

Meanwhile...on Tatto'.....

Sith Jawa 3:"give up! we will kill you easy!"

TLJ throws 2 EMP grenades!

*boom!*shocks where the grenade blew up.*

..............
..............
.........

TLJ: "good! it dosent say that they have fallen. *radio* hey guys! i found out how to take the sith jawas down without killing them! EMP grenades!"

Luke:"climbing on the rope, then radios to TLJ. while he is, he gets up off the rope when he reaches the forcefeild with the rest of the gang.* i hope you have enough of those!"

MOS EISELY

TLJ:" ohhhhhh........off to the shop i guess. wait, they might have already killed the shop keep. so ill re-take any Sith jawas there, and Any i find, or any that find ME. And get a bunch of stuff for free!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

Video's i like

2006-03-18T18:09:00.000-08:00

HALO (N VIDIA TRAILER) (Game Trailers)

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HALO 2 (MULTIPLAYER MAP HD) (Game Trailers)

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EMPIRE SHALL DIE! Part 2, Episode 10

2006-03-14T14:36:00.000-08:00

TATOOINE (a.k.a. TLJ'S PLANET)

SBD1 uses tri-shot at the sith jawa in the middle!(sith jawa 2)

Damage: blocked 2 blasts, 1 hit. 56.

SBD2 uses wrist rocket on sith jawa 3(the one to the right.) !(damage on all, most damage goes to the one fired at.)

Damage on sith jawa 1: 700

Sith Jawa 1: "oof! youll pay for that!"

TLJ: "remember droids, dont be too aggressive! just knock them out!"

SBD2: "too late. damage is already being dealt."

Damage on sith jawa 2: 789

Sith jawa 2: "owie YA! woaw woy YA!"

TLJ: "that was painful."

Damage on sith jawa 3: 1466(yowza)

*sith jawa 3 goes flying back 7 feet.*

Sith Jawa 3: "*bounce* oo! *bounce bounce* oof! oofin! *bounce* GRRACKK!"

SBD 3 fires at sith jawa 2!

Damage: blocked all.

Sith Jawa 1 goes berserk on SBD2 with his Double-blade!

*Xing Xing Jzong Bing Katlink Shunk Bing Klunk Xing BONZAI!*

Damage: 5676

SBD 2 HAS FALLEN.

*electric shocks on the droid*

*BOOM!*

*debris falls all over the place.*

Sith Jawa 2 Slashes TLJ! 2x the damage because of the 2 blades!

*Xing Xing*

Damage: 666

Armor: Jawa General Robes; 40,878 defence. (wow! imagine how much damage i was gonna get without those robes!

TLJ: "you need to do better than that!"

Meanwhile in space....

The Rebel Soldier: "WOO i can do this all day!"

*A TIE bomber blows up infront of Rebel Soldiers view.*

Han:"HA! i shot first."

John: "heh."

*the falcon tips over*

Luke:" Han! you might wanna take a look at this."

Solo: "Boarding parties? Luke! Obi Wan! defend the falcon!"

Stormtroopers:" hup! hup! hup! hup! hup!"

Army of (cl)one: "you will pay for not buying ritalin! heheh. attack!"

*boom boom! no, not bonzai.*

John: "there using thermals!"

The Rebel Soldier: "DID YOU SAY STORMTROOPERS!? out of my way! i havint killed some in hours! John, take the controls! "

John:"rodger that!"

Luke: "look out! the heavy cannons! wasint that Rebel Soldier gonna take them down!?"

Obi Wan: "i think he was too busy slaughtering the sheilds."

Luke: "that reminds me, John! take the main canons! before their sheilds regenerate!"

*blaster fire*

Luke: "ouch!"

Stormtrooper:" some of you get luke! and the rest of you get obi wan!"

Luke: "obviously they dont capitalize. lets take them down!"

*boom!*

*Luke and Obi Wan slash away at stormtroopers.*

*one melees Luke from behind.*

Luke: "oa.*fall*"

John: "Luke? Luke ya there? darnit!"

*gun cocking*

The Rebel Soldier,holding up his weapon up by his neck with one hand: "you guys ready?*tips gun unto his other hand, holding it with both.*

*silence.*

......................"attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Xing, BOOM, Slash, Thermal Detonater exploision, Rebel Soldier slaughtering stormtroopers.*

John: "you have to take luke to safety, Obi Wan! ill help Rebel Soldier!"

The Rebel Soldier: "ha! no need!*shoots a stormtroopers head*"

Army Of (cl)one: "my men are being slaughtered! well, no need to help. once he gets to me, ill kill him easy."

Meanwhile......

Gizor: "we should be ready for revenge in just a few minutes!"

Admiral Ackbar:"Perfect!"

The Emperor:"Excellent!"

TO BE *coguh* CONTINUED!

originally drafted by john, changed by TLJ.

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 9

2006-03-14T14:11:00.000-08:00

Meanwhile, at the falcon...

The Rebel Soldier:" why shoot their sheilds? why shoot the forcefeild?!"

Solo:"their sheilds reduce with each hit. John, get us as close as you can at the Star Destroyer. make sure the side of the falcon is pointing at the star destroyer's side!"

John: "side to side, got it!"

Han:" ill reprogram a bit of the falcons main turret control. then, rebel soldier can control ALL of the turrets. not just the 3 top ones. that means any one in turret control(not main), either get in a ship or board them."

Luke:"how will we board them? sheilds have pretty much sealed the forcefeild shut!"

Solo: "theres a reason why i told Rebel Soldier to shoot at the forcefeild and why i gave him all the turrets."

Luke: "oh."

...........

Han:" seeing as none of you are taking a ship, ill take one.(fighter)"

*BOOM!*

Obi Wan: "not again!"

Han: "ack! Rebel Soldier! fire!"

The Rebel Soldier: "you got it!"

*loud firing noises*

The Rebel Soldier: "yeeha! i never had this much fun since i blew up 6 plastic boy's with a thermal!"

John: "maybe you gave him too much firepower."

John: "by the way, im done!"

Han: "great! go ahead and go by our docking bay."

John: "?"

Solo:" just do it! ill give you further instructions when the sheilds are down."

*BOOM! BAM! BONZIA!*

Han:"GOD! that hurt! Rebel Soldier, keep firing! shoot their heavy turrets!"

Meanwhile, at the Emperors star destroyer(no, not the death star. he will- oops..i almost spoiled something for you!).....

Gizor Delso:"*somewhere at mustafar* muhahahahahaha......... FINISHED!"

Darth Maul: "perfect!"

Admiral Ackbar: "well...umm.....Admirable work!(heh)"

Emperor:" now...we will have 2 armies.....the Empire...and THE RESSURECTED ARMY OF DROIDS!!!!!!
muhahahahahaha....muhahahaha..MUHAHAHAhahaha!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Admiral Ackbar: "woaw hes a bit creepy."

Darth Maul: "your telling me."

Meanwhile, at TLJ's planet...

TLJ: "alright, a Jawa General against 3 Sith jawas! what could go wrong?*remembers berserk attack* im toast. need to call in some of my droids in my sand crawler!"

*3 Super Battle droids come*

TLJ: "good thing these guys didint die out with the rest of them! wait....they did! what happend? must be good luck..."

TO be continued!

new droids!

2006-03-14T13:42:00.000-08:00

i got 3 new droids in droid shop! there limitless stock, thats why i didint put a stock count.(so you can buy a billion+ of them!)

As always, ill reprogram them to be nice to you when you buy one.

http://tinyliljawa.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-got-shop-i-sell-droids-there.html#links

you might have to refresh the page when you get there.

i feel.....watched!

2006-03-11T20:01:00.000-08:00

if all you guys are visiting...why arent you COMMENTING? you want people to know you came, right? so why dont you comment?!

its important to me too, because when you comment i know you like the blog. if you dont, its pointless to make more updates since you dont like it.

so please, comment!

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 8

2006-03-11T12:32:00.000-08:00

The Rebel Soldier: "well, you guys coming to help or not?"

A rebel soldier: "were coming! give us some time, tatoo' is real far away from yavin!"

TLJ:" are they coming?"

The Rebel Soldier: "yea, what now?"

TLJ:" folow Obi Wan and the rest to the falcon and help destroy the Star Destroyer."

*He does what he is told to do.*

Meanwhile....

John: " 'bout time you got here!"

Solo: "we were gonna leave without you!"

*Han manns a turret, Obi Wan is getting ready to fight off boarding parties, Luke is gonna help Obi Wan, John is piloting the Falcon, and Rebel Soldier is gonna mann the main turrets.*

The Rebel Soldier: "Han! it looks like there expecting us!"

*BOOM!*

*Han falls to the floor, Rebel Soldier nearly fell and is trying to balance himself, and the rest are wounded.*

Damage to all: 50

Han: "they want a fight? ill five them a FIGHT!"

*Han manns his turret again and continuesly fires at the Star Destroyer.*

The Rebel Soldier: "you guys best take that as a open fire!"

*they keep shooting at the Star Destroyer, but its sheilds are too much.*

Luke: "*radio to Han in another part of the falcon* We need to board them! their sheilds are too much!"

John: "we cant board them! its pretty much sealed shut with those sheilds!"

Han: "some of us need to shoot their sheilds. that includes anyone ina turret control. some of us need to get ready for their boarders, and the rest of us need to go in the star fighters in the Falcons docking bay and take out their Heavy Cannons and Bombers(so we wont be reduced to a pulp.)"

The Falcon VS. a Star Destroyer!!!

Mean while......

TLJ: "ha! those cowards arent sending their Jawas anymore!"

The Emperor:"*Somewhere else* Think again!"

*back here*

*billions of pods crash onto tatto'*

*one lands infront of TLJ*

TLJ: "what the!? *goes flying 2 feet away from the blast*"

*the pod opens, with sith jawas in it!; 3*

TLJ: "i spoke too soon."

TO BE CONTINUED....

even MORE art!

2006-03-10T18:36:00.000-08:00

Art when i was a young halo-playing Jawa!

Clones VS. Covenant! (below)

A mixture of a magna guard and Commando Elite! (below Clones VS. Covenant.)
i named this guy Gerbil! (??)

Art just yesterday!!!

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these are pretty strong looking Elites!
wow........thats my latest peice of art....and i have to say..its my personal favourite. i mean look at it! COOLNESS!(above the funny grunt Art Peice.)

lol, i love this one!(above)

Steven Hallam(elite head, above, above "elite infront fire."), my friend jawa, helped with the neck and some of the shining. just to tell you. (between you and me, sometimes Steven wants all the credit! dont be fooled!)

"the traveling elite."(above)

one of my favourite songs

2006-03-10T18:09:00.000-08:00

one of my favourite songs. too bad there arent any jawa songs...hehe

WINGS OF A BUTTERFLY (H.I.M.)

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EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 Episode 7

2006-03-09T14:55:00.000-08:00

go to www.rebelsoldierslife.blogspot.com to understand most of this.

The Rebel Soldier: "what the? where are the plastic boy's? Luke?! what are you doing here? Obi wan?! and why does that jawa have a lightsaber? "

TLJ: "get down! *jumps unto the Rebel before the sith jawa slashed him*"

Obi wan: "im ok now."

Han: "i told you..."

*the sith jawa runs away, being afraid by the number of opponents*

Luke: "look at that puny jawa run away! hahaha!"

TLJ:" what did you say about my sith-it-ized jawa?!"

Luke: "oh um...sorry Tiny."

BATTLE DONE- REASON, OPPENENT HAS RETREATED.

Obi wan: "if we dont take down that star destroyer, they will keep sending more sith jawas! and probably some Cultists and Reborn!"

Solo: "umm....this isint Jedi Academy. This isint even a game!"

Obi wan: "oh. i thought we were charecters in Jedi academy...."

TLJ: "its a darn game!"

Obi wan: "ok ok...."

*rodian and jawas yelling*

TLJ: "ill fight the sith jawas and jedi here at my planet. you guys destroy the star destroyer!"

cool, now the rest of the story will be a 2 things happening at once theme!

The Rebel Soldier(the one from before, ill just right The Rebel Soldier next time.): "what will i do?" (if you visited the spoiler blog, you could find out whats gonna happen next by the clues.)

TLJ: "you...you go get your allies! 400 jawas cant fight the rest of the sith-it-ized population of jawas here! just tell them NOT to hurt them, only take them unconcious by stun guns. There my people, and some of them are my allies!"

The Rebel Soldier:" ok. *thinks* im listining to an alien? *shrugs and calls in his allies*"

TO BE CONTINUED!

there will be alot of action in the rest of the story!

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 6

2006-02-24T20:04:00.000-08:00

TLJ: "remember guys, dont get TOO silly."

Han Solo: "the star destroyer is blasting off at light speed!"

Luke: "we cant get to it anymore."

D-obi wan: "whatever happend to the chewie with a bacca?"

Han: "chewie? i dont know.."

TLJ: "lets go back at my planet and plan."

Han and Luke: "ok."

*they go to mos eisely.*

Han: "were her-"

Wounded Jawa: "run! run! our enemy bretheren...there....*bleh*"

TLJ: "jawa? JAWA! speak to me!"

Obi wan: "im not drunk anymore. woohoo!"

Luke: "your still a bit drunk, but your ok."

Sith jawa:" help...me.....*electric shocks on his head for 2 seconds*"

*Xing!*slash!*Jzong!*

Luke: "we have to fight him!"

TLJ: "killing my own men that have been turned to sith.....whats worse then that?*tear*"

Han: "back away, me and luke will handle this."

TLJ: "obi wan?"

Luke: "i...dont think he should fight.....*wispers to TLJ* hes a bit off track..."
han blasts the sith jawa with his DL-44 blaster!(not in stock at armory.)

The sith jawa blocked most of them, but got hit in the leg and chest 6 times.

Damage: 450

Luke charges to the jawa, then jump attacks him!
damage: 5420(the jawa didint get a chance to block, luke was to quick.)

the sith jawa goes berserk on Han with his double blade! 2x the damage!(it IS a double blade...aint it?)

Damage: 30,774

Han: "AACK! a little tough there, kid?"

TLJ: "uh, guys? this episode was REALLY short."

Luke:"shhh! im trying to kill the jawa!"

TLJ:" yea that made me feel ALOT better."

TO BE CONTINUED!!! in....i have no idea. probably 2 days...or so.

NOTE: the whole part 2 series is brought to you and being continued by TLJ.(that means i started it and im continueing the episodes.)

- TLJ

spoiler blog!

2006-02-24T20:02:00.000-08:00

http://esdspoilers.blogspot.com/

that is a spoiler blog. go only if you want something spoiled for you in the story! there are clues there that you have to make up. go there for more info.

Warning: It is a spoiler blog! to be safe, there are clues there you have to make up. again, go there for more info.

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep 5

2006-02-20T17:11:00.001-08:00

meanwhile back at corr....

D-obi wan:" well i guess we have to go to the bye bye kill the imperial?"

Luke: "i...have no idea what he just said."

TLJ: "no one does luke..... no one does.."

AFC: "chase the star destroyer?"

luke: "how do you keep getting he-"

D-obi wan: "ITS A STAR BARFER!!!!!!!!!! understand! ya...barfer....a ship that barfs..barfed all over here! invisible barf! right...uhm...I KNOW NOTHING!!!!"

*TLJ gets his taser out and tasers obi wan.*

TLJ: "that should temporaily disable him.."

D-obi wan: "NEVER!!!"

Han:"lets just chase the darn ship..."

AFC:" wow...luke didint yell at me this time."

*a green lightsaber comes from TLJ's ship*

*Xing*

AFC: "*thud*"

*saber comes to luke*

Luke:"the beauty of force saber throw...."

*the ship flies up*

Han: "lets folow that-"

*obi wan looks at Han Solo Agirly.*

Solo:" ok fine..star barf-"

D-obi wan: "YAY!!!!!!"

a few minutes later....

*electric shocks*

Han:"what happend here?"

*lifts up a tile from the floor of TLJ's ship.*

*TLJ comes.*

TLJ:"why are the wires.......YELLOW??"

Luke:" smells like........*sniff*......oh my god!!!! back away!"

Han:" umm..obi wan....what happ-"

D-obi wan:"*shouts from another room in the ship* I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TLJ: "gross...."

Luke:"we have been a bit crazy since the start."

TLJ: "come to think of it..yea. weve all been a bit crazy."

Han Solo: "lets try not to be too silly in the next episode."

TLJ: " what about obi wan?"

Han:" we dont have to worry about him. hes drunk, it dosent matter."

D-Obi wan shouts from another room: "i feel like it! actually...*barf*i cant feel my legs...its all your fault!!!!!hey... im flying!!"

Han:"what a very..very...odd little man..."

Luke:"its ok...he already got out the alchohal....he should be better in no time..."

D-Obi wan: "NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TLJ: "or not..."

Luke: "the way of the force is DEFENATLY not with the cantina..."

TO BE CONTINUED......in a few days.

EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 4

2006-02-19T11:07:00.000-08:00

*finally, Han pushed John in the falcon.*

Han Solo: "MAN that took alot out of me."

John: "wheres my candy!"

TLJ:"you know what, where just gonna take you to corr and we will come back to mos eisely."

John: "i still want my candy."

Luke: "yes yes...we know..."

D-Obi Wan: "back at my day, we only knew how to barf! *barf*"

TLJ:" you thinkin what im thinkin?"

Han solo:" yep.*pushes obi wan in the ship with john.*"

TLJ:"not what i ment but, ok."

Luke: "what about-"

D-Obi Wan:" WE KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!!*barf*"

*they get to Corr.*

John: "awsome, im home!"

TLJ: "except....your home has fallen pillars and the meeting room is no longer needed for meeting."

Army Of Cl(one):" still want some ritalin?"

Luke: "how did you get here? actually, i dont wanna know...."

TLJ: "just- just get outta here."

AFC:" ok."
*walks away*

Han Solo: "hes getting an improvement!"

D-Obi Wan:"*gets a telescope from nowhere*i see a star barfer!*barf*"

Luke: "star destroyer? the empire must have done this!"

Han solo: "and those darn sith jawas!"

meanwhile....

Admiral Zifar: "is it ready yet?..."

Gizor: "y-e-s..... mu-aaaaaaa!"

*camera pulls back...and reveals a giant droid factory!*

meanwhile in Kamino......

Bad clone trooper:" do you have the acklays?"

Stormtrooper: "yea. there in the gunship."

Bad clone Commando trooper:" put them in the oversized bacta tanks with no bacta in them and put them in the cloning room...."

To Be CONTINUED......

stopped!

2006-02-19T11:03:00.000-08:00

voting for the strongest droid has stopped. the winner is......

he will be one of the body guards of Emperor and the patrol guards for the star destroyer that the Emperor is in!

THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 episode 3

2006-02-18T10:56:00.000-08:00

*Han Solo is drinking beer in the cantina*

*TLJ is there too, eating something*

*R2-D2 rolls in and begins building a new wall*

TLJ: Its nice of that R-2 unit to repair the cantina.

Han:Yep.

Master John: Oh, that's it, I'm not even trying. I lose my legs too much. Night night. (falls asleep) *R2 unit passes and rips John's legs off again*

Han Solo: We gotta do somethin' about him!

TLJ: Yeah. He's getting a little annyoing.

Han Solo: Hey, I just got an idea. Let's send him to Corucant!

Micheal Jackson: Lets hump him instead!

*Security comes and drags him away.*

MJ:"ill be back! with more power! more powwwwwwweerrrr!!

TLJ:well, about that Corucant thing anyways, I Guess We Could. Just for a While. what the? Obi-Wan what are you doing here? i thought you were dead! plus, i heard your voice!

Drunken Ob-Wan: that was me recording! yea..recording.....uh huh... I'm never drinking again *barfs* 75 beers please!

Luke:" Hey, Obi, its me-"

*barf*

*obi wan puts a cupcake on the floor and rolls on it*

Luke: "I think ill just...Go to the cleaners now..."

Han Solo: Jeez, He's out of shape! CHEWIE!

Chewie: Rrrarrrrghhhhhh!

TLJ: Trap Master John in the Falcon, and send it to Corucant on Auto-Pilot.

Han Solo: Then we'll go to Corucant in TLJ's ship, You can bring the Falcon back here, and I'll come back in TLJ's ship.

TLJ: Maybe we should'nt..

Chewie: Rarrgggggggggghhhhh!

Han Solo: We're not hurting no one.

Drunken Obi-Wan: You know what you could buy for one dollar back in my day? *barfs* a billion dollars *barfs* I'm not drunk, you're drunk *barfs* Because my Barfing is just you adding more barfing! *barf*

Han Solo: Get to work Chewie!

TLJ: And fast

MEANWHILE...

Admiral Zifar: Good, It's almost Complete.

Darth Maul: We will rule the Galaxy.

Darth Sidious / Emperor Palpatine: Heh. My Dream is a Reality!

Gizor Dellso: (Geonosian) Yes. It's almost Ready. Hahahaha!

Admiral ackbar: What's Ready?
*they get a drop of water behind their heads, showing that there annoyed.*

The emporer: Your Mommy!

Admiral ackbar: "What's she Ready for? oh wait.... You Nasty Villians!

*they all fight*

BACK AT MOS ESILEY

John: I don't want to go!

medic jawa: But they got candy!

John: They Do!

Still Drunken Obi-wan: He won't go becuase he dosent feel like it! What you doin here you little queers!!....queers...yea.......*barfs*

Luke: Let's Get out of Here, Obi-Wan!

D-obi wan: Can I come too?

TLJ: NO!

D-obi wan: Yay I can come with!

Luke: "i best come with..."

john: I still won't Go!

Army of Cl(one): Ritalin?

TLJ: NO!

*Army of cl(one) walks away*

Han solo: That was alot better than before.

THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2, episode 2

2006-02-18T10:55:00.000-08:00

A panicked jawa: " look out! our enemy bretheren!"

*Xing xing*

Rodian: "sith jawa!"

*they all run away except han and TLJ*

Han Solo: "run along now kid, ill take care of him."

*the sith jawa force chokes han solo and controls him, then throwing his body to the table of the cantina.*

Han solo:"ouch! da*n! that hurt!"

Beer Droid:" be-er?"

Han: "no thanks. im busy."

*the sith jawa force pushes han*

*han rockets thru the wall of the cantina, sliding on the sand near the battle arena.*

Han solo: "wow....that was excelerating...*starts saying stuff* man..that really hurt it really hurt alot and oh my god!!"

*the sith jawa nearly stabbed Solo while he was on the floor with his double-blade*

*han gets out his Dl-44 blaster(not in stock at armory.) and blasts the jawa.*

*it blocked all of them!*

Han Solo: "*tries shooting again, but the blaster dosent fire.* man..i knew i should have went to the jawa market and purchased some rechargers!"

*Han throws the blaster at the jawas face.*

Sith Jawa: "oohhhh god it burns!!!!!! by the name of The Emperor!! ahhhh god!"

Han solo: "*rasies his left eye brow* Right...... ok then...that did the job....oddly enough...."

*he then grabs the jawa and says,*

Micheal Jackson said kids are allowed here.

Sith Jawa: "0.0...........by the name of the emperor! ahhhhhh!!!!!!!"

Emperor:"darn!"

Han: "my life...is very weird."

TLJ: "thanks!on the behalf of evreyone that was in the cantina."

*john is back.*

John: "i sensed your struggle. what happend?"

Han Solo:"well, this jaw-"

Medic jawa: "come back here! your limbs arent fixed."

*crazy music plays and the medic jawa chases john all around your screen. eventually there gone.*

Han Solo: "told ya.*goes back in whatever is left of the cantina, and drinks a cup of beer and says,* toldga'. "

THE EMPIRE SHALL DIE! part 2 ep1

2006-02-18T10:54:00.000-08:00

YOUR FAVORITE HERO IS BACK!

Meanwhile, 1 Year later in the Mos Eisley Cantina

TLJ: "i miss my men. elite jawa.....jawa soldier....and that nice clone elite."

Han Solo: "take your mind off it with some beer."

TLJ: "thanks."

Elite Jawa's voice: "hey,we will be together in spirit.all of us."

Obi wan's voice: "im proud of what you did a year ago."

*TLJ gets a flashback*

General Grievous: " GRAAAAA!!!!"

*bam*

*some scenes that werent there!*

*TLJ buries Grievous. the grave stone reads,*

even though my idol and role model, i had to do the right thing.

he buried him next to his house.

*flashback over*

TLJ: "it was a massacre...."

Jawa Soldier's Voice:" and you stopped it from growing."

Master John: "hey! jawa! long time no see! *sits next to jawa and spins his chair towards the table.*"

TLJ:"i see you have your limbs back."

Master John: "yep!"

*TLJ tasers johns limbs, disfunctioning them.*

Master john: "oh come on! why did you do that??"

TLJ:"just to cheer me up. i miss my squad members."

Master john: "i know how it feels. one of my padawans ran off to kill grievous. he never stood a chance."

TLJ:" yea, thats ONE of your aprentices. if you lost all of them, like i lost my squad, THEN you will know how it feels."

*a medic jawa rushes to the cantina*

medic jawa: "i knew this was gonna happen. cmon, lets get your limbs fixed. again..."

Han solo: "hey you gotta admit, it was pretty funny."

John: "grrr..."

Beer droid(in stock at the droid shop! ill make a link to it later.): "more-beer?"

TLJ:"yes, please."

Army Of Cl(one):" hey there guys! i got some ritalin!"

"yo jawa, want some?"

TLJ: "no thanks."

Army Of Cl(one):"*walks away angrily.*"

Han Solo:" whats up with him?"

Mean while.....

The Emperor:" ha ha ha ha.... a year of planning....this must work!"

*your screen splits into 2*

Darth maul:" they will pay for our defeat!"

*3 splits*

Admiral Ackbar: "we are the main enemy now! muhahahahahaha!"

*4*

Admiral Zifar:" Gizor Delso, you know what to do."

*Gizors part of the screen shows him building some sort of structure on mustafar*

*5*

*geanosian talk*

Gizor Delso: "already on-it."

to be continued....

medics point of view

2006-02-17T22:52:00.000-08:00

the medics point of view about john.

medic jawa 1:"whats wrong with john? all we wanna do is help him!"

medic jawa 2:" yea! he keeps running from us! how can he fight those sith jawas without any limbs!"

medic jawa 1:"i call court!"

Judge Jawa:"well, it looks like john isint coming. we waited for 5 hours.

JOHN IS HEREBY DELETED FROM THE TEAM!"

the votes so far

2006-02-17T22:20:00.000-08:00

*the title says it all.*

Droideka: 3

magna guard: 0

Battle droid; type: super: 0

-TLJ

Out of the Medic's (I hope...)

2006-02-17T21:29:00.000-08:00

I think I've finally gotten away from the Medics. Jeez, I never knew how hard it was to escape Medics. I mean, they're like so fast, and they like got those big fusion cutters. I'm surprised I'm alive... (=

Well, I'm going to be updating my blog etc. alot more now. Sorry for no updates for so long, I've been busy this week.

the strongest droids!

2006-02-16T21:22:00.000-08:00

decide which droid you think is strongest! tell me your vote in comments, and ill count it. detirmine who is strongest by looking at all the episodes in the war and how good they use their specials and tactics. who ever wins will- i best not spoil it...it will ruin this...

Droideka(remember his roll on the head attack!)
special attack: roll on head to stun, and be free to easily eliminate the foe. NOT A DROID YOU WANT TO TRIFLE WITH.

Magna Guard
special attack: neuro poison(useful in alot of battles!)
Very strong. Favored body guards of Grievous. he did not choose Droideka because it needs to set itself up. thats a 1 turn penalty, so it cant attack for 1 turn. but still, VERY strong when active!

Battle Droid: super
Special attack: tri shot. does 3 times damage on enemies. useful in hard fights!
They run in and attack the enemies they are set to attack.although dimwitted, a useful assaulter in narrow areas. Assault droids will blow themselfs up with rocket launchers in narrow spaces, and there blaster pistol is barely enough to save them.

thats all that i included in the war. if the CIS will be able to revive itself..... more droids will be sent into combat, that i can include.

oh and, there were other droids that were battleing in the backround that werent mentioned here.such as the super droideka, battle droid, assault droid, assasain droid. tell me if i missed any.(im gonna do my best to find the pictures!) because we didint see them fight, jawa ran past them, while jawas and tuskens were beating them apart.

tactics

2006-02-16T18:10:00.000-08:00

i will tell you good tactics on how to survive on bf2 here. and some tips.

tactic 1:when your a villian in mos eisely assault, watch out for aayla! SHE LOVES TO FORCE PULL AND ITS SO FREAKIN ANNOYING. sneak up on her and use force choke for about 5 seconds then lightsaber her! remember, sneaking is key!

tactic2: the rebels arent good pilots in snowspeeders. be the pilot, and let them harpoon the legs of the AT-AT.

tip1: train on gammoreans when your a jedi in jabbas palace CTF! so when you encounter one, you wont swear and be like "OH COME ON! I WAS ALMOST TO THE FLAG POST!"
or " THE DARN GAMMOREANS ARE SO STRONG! I'D RIP THEM APART WITH GRIEVOU'S LIGHTSABERS IF I WAS HIM!(hehehehe....)"

more helpful stuff coming soon!

funny moments

2006-02-16T17:51:00.000-08:00

this is were i will post my funny moments. i will make a link to here evrey 6-7 posts. because it will eventually get pushed out the blog. dont worry. when too many posts get out the blog, ill take my time to make links on them on a post. i will do it evrey now and then. probably evrey 6-7 posts, and 4-6 big posts.

funny moment 1: "i was pilot luke in a snow speeder(thats were hes supposed to be..when snowspeeders health is low i land at one of my command posts with alot of enemies, hide in a trench or somewhere else, and force saber throw most imperials there then make a forward assault.), then luke said " you guys couldint hit the broadside of a moisture evaporator!" lol! luke is more funny when you get toplay as him!"

funny moment 2: "i was shooting at imperials when i was a rebel soldier with my legendary award rifle, i was drinking coke and firing, and i need the hand i was drinking coke with to move, so i was standing still and shooting at them like, "die die die die!!!!" then evrey round they shot at me hit me cuz i was standing still then i saw it and then i was like "LOL! i was standing still and shooting! how newby!"

i know, you thought i was john because hes always trying to be the funny one. im lil jawa! proof!!!!!!! under these letters.

-TLJ

more funnies coming soon!

servers

2006-02-16T16:26:00.000-08:00

these are the names of the servers i host on BF2. i wont be hosting all of them all the time, none the less one of them. check from time to time, i might have one of these servers online.
and please.....dont mess around with the hero. he will never be availible till next level if he dies. it will make things more realistic and stable.
some of the servers i host have a storyline, therefore more than 1 level.

Jawa wars(hunt), mos eisely.
jawas against tuskens. non- stop, maximum score needed to win. (i think its 50. more surely 100.)

Battle of the small(hunt), levels vary.
All ewoks and jawas verse other peeps.
(example: ewoks fight the empire, jawas fight the tuskens, and get the "battle of the small mod" from www.filefront.com and the ewoks will have a showdown against the jawas!)

EXTREME BATTLES!(XL), any level with XL.
evreyone fights extreme XL battles!

Battle for territory(hunt), any level that has hunt mode.
Enemies against the natives for the territory.

Base taker(CTF), any level with 2 flag CTF games.
this is like battle for territory, only humans against humans.
Score 5-10 times(i choose randomly) and you will keep the enemy base!(this isint really what happens, i just wanna add a storyline to it because CTF is very misunderstood(alot of people hate it; dont like it.))

Planet taker(1 F CTF),any level with 1 flag ctf.
take the flag 10-15 times(again, i choose randomly.), and the enemies must retreat from the planet, as you took the planets flag the required amount of times!(again...just adding a storyline.)

War of The Jedi(ASSAULT)
the jedi's are thru with sending troops in to fight, so they plan an attack on us jawas! the light side has come, and there is a big showdown!
who will win? the sith...or the light!
RULES:
when you die, spectate.
you can only be a jedi that is not yet taken.(dont be jedi's that already have people playing as.)
when all units are taken, spectate, or do something else.

abide by these rules, and the level will be really fun!
the coolest thing that happend on this level was when there was only 1 villian left, and 4 heros. we were all cheering, "cmon! do it for the villians!" etc... good thing we have force choke :P

space battles over hoth
the rebels must break thru imperial defences! if lost, i will end the server and the imperials win.

THE FINAL BATTLE(S)(hoth, geonosis.)
if the heros win mos eisely assault, these maps will be playable. ill have to stop the server and choose the 2 levels. example: if the heros win mos eisely assault, i will stop the server, make another with these maps.
(pretend these battles are happening at the same time. then after the battle, you will go to the next one. so after the battle, youll do the next one in THAT armies point of view.) there isint a geonosis space battle, so pretend the clones make a forward assault on the planet.

the light has beaten off the attack, and the rebels are taking back hoth(not really what happend...just stick with me here.) from the imperials, if they lose or win, geonosis will still be availible. except the imperials win by taking hoth and ill have to stop the server, and do hoth XL.
the clones are attacking geonosis, and if they win, the galaxy will be safe.(this server will be done. keep an eye out for the others, such as "EXTREME BATTLES!", though!)

i hope when you come to these servers, you will enjoy them! remeber to folow the rules! they will make things alot more fun.

note: people that i see that spawn even after they die in mos eisely assault will be booted. please dont swear on my server, i hate that. even outside my server i tend to quit out of another peeps server if people there swear. i am very strict about people swearing in my servers. please dont. dont go mad and swear if someone dies unpurposely while they are the hero and now you cant be the hero. you can be a little bit mad and probably say a word at the player that killed the hero, but only ONCE. i am giving you a chance to take out your anger. please dont chase the only the guy that killed the hero unperposely. i can tell when the server keeps saying "SOMEONE killed SOMEONE." you will be booted. i dont want this kind of stuff happening on these servers.

please folow these rules and the rules about the level your playing on, and the server will be AWSOME. believe me.

P.S- if you want to play on one of the servers, tell me which one your playing and what time your playing BF2 so i can host it at that time.

-TLJ

WOWZA!

2006-02-14T19:02:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOD! more then 300 views on my jawa blog! awsome!

what did you think?

2006-02-13T17:54:00.000-08:00

what did you think about the war?
post in the comments.

-TLJ

What happend to john

2006-02-13T13:43:00.000-08:00

for those of you that are wondering, John is in a jedi medical facility(hes not in tattooine anymore, his work there is done.)

THE END!!

2006-02-12T23:55:00.000-08:00

its done.....
its finnally over.....
millions have died.....
for the sake of the jawas.....
millions of clones...milliosn of jawas....millions of-
well, the importand thing is....
the empire was overwhelmed and had to retreat from the galaxy.
the good controls the galaxy, and hopefully nothing ever bad will happen.
thanks to a jawa.
General is gone. he will no longer terrorize the galaxy.
the droid army is gone. tattooine, and the galaxy is safe.
its finished.
its over.
its done.

and hopefully,it will never happen again.

The CIS has been destroyed....but What of the Empire?

2006-02-12T20:22:00.000-08:00

As the War came to pretty much of an end. We found the secret bases,
shut down the droids, and got rid of the CIS for good. Lil' Jawa killed General Grievous, and i bet it was very hard for him. and the
Planet Knucrocks (The big CIS base) was destroyed. But What of the Empire? I saw a Star Destroyer leaving, torn up. And my concience is telling me, the Empire will return...

i cant think of one...

2006-02-12T19:46:00.000-08:00

heres an adventure with the REAL Grievous, my role model!

From Big Brother: Naboo from Challenge 4 :Jar Jar gave us the challenge and I knew exactly what to hide:Yoda's cane!Yoda was sleeping when I went to get his cane. Well, I was in the same room as him so getting to it wasn't the problem, the problem was getting it from him; his knobbly hand was on top of the end of the cane.I walked quietly across the room, leaving indentations in the floor as i walked along. I was about a meter away from him and reaching out slowly to prise the cane from his hand."Grievous, take my stick you can not, on it my hand is."I pulled my arm back, feeling the stiffness in the joint where the solder was starting to melt with the heat from the tension that I was putting out. Yoda looked asleep, and if the loud snores coming from him were anything to go by he was asleep.I tried to take the cane again."Grievous, warned you before I did, steal my stick, you can not."But he was asleep, he can't have been awake, those snores were way too real to be fake. I reached out and swiped the stick from his hand, it fell to the floor, making such a loud sound that it sent my kitten away it a fit of terror.I picked the stick up and went over to one of the corners of our room and started to climb on top of a pile of items that I collected, you see, when we were renovating the I accidentally cut the camera cable to one of the camera's in the room, so they couldn't see me.I climbed up into the cavity above the wall and shuffle as far as I could in the cavity. Once I had moved as far as I could I thrust the cane into the darkness around me and headed back. I has successfully hidden Yoda's stick.And then I walked into the kitchen, it seems that when I threw the stick into the blackness I pushed it through a wall and right in front of one of the cameras.View other contestants here.

empire and cis shall DIE!ep6

2006-02-12T15:55:00.000-08:00

Grievous: "i should just kill you right now....*cough*"

john(with robotic parts, he got hurt bad.):"stop right there!"

General:" HOW MANY OF THESE INTERUPTIONS AM I GONNA GET???*cough*"

*Xing*

john:" too slow!"

General cuts his robotic limbs off.

john: "Aww man! now i need to use the ones i healed!"

Grievous cuts those off too.

john: "OH COME ON!"

sith jawas with double blades come(2)

sith jawa1:" die CIS scum!"

General:" if i get interupted 1 more time, ill kill this jawa, THEN deal with the interruptors!"

elite jawa's voice: "this is your chance! take his blaster rifle!"

TLJ looks ahead at Grievous

TLJ: "of course! the blaster!"

Grievous killed 1 sith jawa so far

TLJ takes the blaster from the evil general.

Grievous has now killed both jawas.

*choo!*

*ding!*

General: "did you forget? *cough* im invincible against *cough* weapons!"

TLJ: "i havint forgotten."

Grievous: "playing hero? *cough*"

TLJ ignores him and shoots until the blaster is out of batteries!

General:" i have some burnt plates of armor, and i *cough* have to admit, it *cough* did hurt a bit.*cough*"

TLJ throws the blaster at Grievous's skull mask!

Grievous: "ACK! youll *cough* pay for that!"

General Charges at the jawa, just in time the jawa jumped over him and landed on his head!

Grievous: "AY! get off me! *cough*"

TLJ punches the mask continuesely until it falls off!

General: "my skull mask!! i need it!"

TLJ punches continuesly at Grievous's skull and says: "you-were-never-the-person-i-thought-you-were!"

General:" oof! ouch! ack! ee! gack!"

TLJ: "you-are-a-mean-evil-cyborg!"

TLJ: "i dont even know why i even started talking about you."

Grievous: "GRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

*pretend your screen turns black.*

*it turns to normal, and theres Grievous's skull mask, rolling towards your screen.*

jawa soldier's voice: "you did the right thing."

TLJ: "*gets a small tear*"

heres a link to the ending intro.http://tinyliljawa.blogspot.com/2006/02/end.html

its finished.....

Try highlighting here...

but wait, theres a pair of orange eyes in the blackness behind TLJ's home, what is it?

Master Yoda! Master Yoda!

2006-02-12T15:31:00.000-08:00

Me: Master Yoda! Help!

Yoda (Hologram): This time, what - Crud Holy! Lost your Limbs, How Did You?

Me: I'll explain later. Just fix me up, before I become Darth Vader.

Holo-Yoda: Fine. (swears)

Me: (I magically gain my limbs back, after 10 minutes)

Holo-Yoda: WAKE UP!!! (Yells loudly)

Me: OK.

Holo-Yoda: Now Get Rid of the Sith Jawas. I'm sending ALL the other Jedi. They should be here very, very soon...

It's Worse Than I Feared

2006-02-12T15:28:00.000-08:00

Can you Believe It? Master Skywalker has betrayed us!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/84038
It's the Texas Jawa Massacre all over Again!!!

And The Sith Jawas are approaching, we must kill them! Get out your weapons everybody!
AND ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

empire and cis shall DIE!ep5 par.2

2006-02-12T13:21:00.000-08:00

*evreything is quiet for a second.*

TLJ: "c-....clone?"

*continuese slashing*

clone elite: "*painful sounds* its ok...my amor is designed for this......"

TLJ: "clone, what are you doing???"

clone elite: "im not finished helping the jawas yet ;).....now, run!"

General Grievous:" out of my way!!"

tiny lil jawa runs thru groups of imperials, jawas, and cis fighting.

finnally, the General has slashed off one of clone elites peices of armor from his clone armor suit.

General Grievous:" hahahahahahaha!"

the general pokes a the opening with 1 of his lightsabers.

CLONE ELITE HAS FALLEN.

General Grievous runs and kills thru crowds of imperials and jawas to catch tiny lil jawa.

General: "grrr....WHERE ARE YOU!!!! *cough*"

tiny lil jawa shivers.

Grievous:" i heard you shiver....there you are!!"

TLJ: "please Grievous.......dont....."

*2 lightsabers collide*

TLJ: "wait, what? master john?! i thought you were hurt!"

john:" i used force heal, just like you suggested!"

TLJ: " ......"

General Grievous: " OUT OF MY WAY, JEDI!!"

the general uses all his strength and pushes down on his lightsabers, trying to send john sliding and bouncing on the ground.

john:" not good enough, gravy!!"

*evreything turned black for a second for john.*

john: "what..wha? my arm, where is my arm! now i have no arms anymore! i got 1 cut off in that other post.i dont have my right leg either!
i need arms to use force heal, and what happend? how did this happen?"

medic jawa:" it was grievous....... he knocked you out then slaughtered you.....ill try to fix you up, though..ill try...."

john: "atleast i distracted Grievous from tiny jawa..."

General: "Ha! Finn*cough* finnally! i have found you!*cough*"

TLJ:" NOOO!!"

*2 lightsabers collide*

Grievous:" *cough* its like im looking in a mirror..."

???: "you *cough* bet!!"

TLJ: "2 grievous'es?"

The Good Grievous(ill just type good grievous.): "i am his clone."

TLJ: "how!? he has no hair!"

good Grievous: "the clones had a time machine, went back in time, and took a peice of my hair when i was young, and not a cyborg. they came back, and cloned me, and sent me out here to help you. they knew something like this was gonna happen."

TLJ: "look out!"

(go to this link and click watch this movie. the music there fits into the battle. press play, then, when you get to a white screen, press skip, thats not the music your looking for. then, press play(a diffrent play button. theres only one on that screen anyway.), then listen to the music. read until i ask you to stop.(which is down below.)when the music stops, and your not done reading to where i asked to to stop the music, press back on the window and then press play again. when you press watch this movie, do what i asked you to do, then minimize the window. you have no reason to be watching the flash movie. you can after you read the post, though. you might wanna open a new window.(no, i mean window as an internet window not your house window!))

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/277930

good Grievous: "aie! *jumps back*"

(the blue lightsaber in the picture is one if bad Grievous'es lightsabers.)

the bad Grievous try's the method of killing he used on johns padawan on the Good Grievous.

good Grievous: "we are clones!*cough* we have the same strength! no matter how*cough* hard you hit*cough* mylightsabers(when i block) i can*cough* do it right back!"

the bad Grievous uses a barrage of lightsaber attacks on the good one, MUCH stronger then the version he used on the padawan!

good Grievous: "your *cough*, your pretty fast!"

bad Grievous: "you are younger then me, we have *cough* the same strength's, but i am faster.*cough*"

they keep fighting, then the bad Grievous stabbed the good one with his lightsabers in his lower arms!

the good one saw it, but didint have the speed to block it!
(stop listining to the music.)

THE GOOD GRIEVOUS HAS FALLEN.

TLJ: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

good Grievous: "its up to you......"

General Grievous: "Weapons are useless against me. *cough* you have no *cough* chance of *cough* defeating me!"

jawa infantry's voice: "you have to do it, would you let a cold blooded killer live and kill you, then terroize the galaxy? or would you stop that, and do whats right?"

TLJ: "*thinks* weapons are useless against him...what will i do?..."

clone elite's voice: "you can find something out. i know you can. too bad i died, now i cant kill that other droideka....."

to be continued........

-TLJ

empire and cis shall DIE!ep5

2006-02-12T12:35:00.000-08:00

no

elite jawa: " its ok tiny lil jawa, sir, ill take care of him!"

???(general grievous, now.): "hahahaha!"

TLJ: "wait, dont hurt him!"

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: A MAGNA GUARD, AND GENERAL GRIEVOUS.

elite jawa throws 4 thermal detonaters! 4x the damage!

damage Grievous: none.

damage on magna guard: 7000

magna guard "health critically damaged!!"

clone elite gets hit 70 from radiation!(see last episode.)

clone elite barrages GENERAL GRIEVOUS with his 2 blaster rifles!

damage: none.

(oh my god!)

TLJ throws 8 thermal detonaters at magna guard!

clone elite: "target grievous!"

TLJ: "i..i cant!"

damage: 90,000

MAGNA GUARD HAS FALLEN.

General Grievous *Xings* clone elite with 2 of his lightsabers!

clone elite goes sliding on the ground continuesly bouncing and going thru tiny lil jawa's home's house!

TLJ: "clone! NOO!"

clone elite: "i cant belive im still alive...... listen...tiny lil jawa...ive done all i can for your kind......i hope ive done enough...*cough*..."

TLJ: "NOOOOOO!!"

jawa elite: "it didint say that he has fallen in battle, so hes still alive! probably knocked out!"

Grievous has the ability to gain another turn!

grievous grabs the elite jawa and throws him onto the celing! then, brings 1 of hsi sabers infront of him and pointing up in a stabbing position, and elite jawa FELL RIGHT INTO THE SABER!!!!!

damage: unknown in the alphabet of numbers, above infinite.

jawa elite: "do good, tiny lil jawa...do good......"

TLJ: "NOOOOO! NO..PLEASE NOOO!"

grievous pokes the jawas body with his lightsaber, and throws it unto tiny lil jawa's home's wall.

*splatter*

Grievous: "its *cough* your turn....*cough*"

*Xing!*

to be continued..........

-TLJ

We Got a Problem

2006-02-12T11:47:00.000-08:00

Here I was, minding my own Buisiness, walking through a little city, trying to infiltrate the CIS Base where Jawa etc. are,
when suddenly this short Jawa with orange glowing eyes and a double-bladed lightsabre attacked me! The Little Monster laughed and ran. He wore this weird black - just look at the picture, OK.

Alright, yeah he looks silly, sure. You're probably chuckling a little now. Hey, STOP LAUGHING! Good. This Guy looks like an Ally, but then he stabs you! Send a medic quick, Lil' Jawa!
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

empire and cis shall DIE!ep.4

2006-02-11T22:42:00.000-08:00

here we go! the jawa elite, clone elite and TLJ VS magna guard!

evrey ones hp:

magna guards:20,000(if thats what magna guards have, imagine how much grievous has!)

elite jawas: 10,000

TLJ: 60,000(what can i say, hes the general of the jawa army!!)

clone elites: 2000

magna guard gets out his bulldog RLR weapon and shoots rockets at elite jawa!

damage: 4000(1100 armor, elite jawa robes.)(HOLY GOD!! imagine how much damage he would have done if the elite jawa had no armor!!!!)

elite jawa throws 4 thermal detonaters!!! 4x the damage!!
damage: 6000

magna guard: " HEALTH HAS BEEN CRITTICALLY DAMAGED!!!!!"

TLJ shoots is taser(general type) at magna guard! damage:2000

magna guard: "critical damage."

clone elite punches 2 holes with his 2 blaster rifles in magna guard!!

damage:4000

magna guard: *gets electrified and twitches a little*

jawa elite shoots his 2 tasers(you should know what tasers each rank jawa gets.) at magna guard! damage: 3ooo

magna guard: " sustained- heavy damage."

magna guard uses NUERO POISON!! evreyone gets hit 1000 each turn for 5 turns!

(armor dosent protect against poison. we would be in a oppisote world if it did!)

TLJ gets hit 1000 by nuero poison!
(TLJ says nothing becayse his damage taken is nothing compared to his max health.)

TLJ gets his ionization rifle and EMP rifle and shoots them at magna guard!

damage: 6000

elite jawa gets hit 1000!

elite jawa: "ouch!!!!"

elite jawa uses his taser at magna guard!(tasers are good against droids.)

damage:5000(hey, i know others damaged higher without taser, but if elite jawa had another taser, it would damage 10,000. no one hit that much yet(hint!), now did they?)

magna guard: "sustained- critical level damage."

clone elite gets hit 1000!

clone elite: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS!!! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NIVM..NNNNNNNN.......OOOUUCCHHH!!!!!"

(HOLY GOD that must have hurt bad.)

clone elite throws 2 thermal detonaters at magna guard!

damage: 800(he rolled out the way of 1 of them.)

magna guard gets his radioactive grenade laucnher and shoots it at clone elite! poison damage:70, will last forever. even out of this fight.

magna guard: "that should help him when your battleing HIM!"

damage 600(+ poison damage.)

total: 670

(you think hes gonna die? i think.)

clone elite: "i cant die yet *coughs blood* i cant...... i coughed blood in my helmet!*cleans out helmet* hope no one saw my face."

evreyone looks at him in awe.

clone elite:" what?"

evreyone:" O.O"

jawa elite: "woaw.."

TLJ: "back to the fight, please!"

elite jawa throws 4 thermal detonaters! 4x the damage!
damage: 6000

MAGNA GUARD HAS FINNALLY FALLEN.

elite clone: "finnally *cough* its done."

TLJ: "awsome! strength in numbers!"

elite jawa: "he could have taken down all 3 of us if we werent careful!"

*footsteps*

clone elite: "uhh......tiny lil jawa, you might not wanna see whos at the door...."

*looks at the door*(its his house anyway.lol)

TLJ: "no...please...it cant be....."

???:"if he *cough*(hint!) was tough, imagi-*cough* imagine how tough i am.*cough*

jawa elite: "this is not good..."

TLJ: "*falls to his knees* please...this cant be...."

TO BE CONTINUED.

-TLJ

Any Questions for Master John?

2006-02-11T12:27:00.000-08:00

Any Questions for Me? Ask em' in the comments, and I'll answer the next time I'm not murdering something.

Oh, Check out this picture I snapped of Yoda at the Temple. Who knew he drank Coffee?

(i like editing other peoples posts...heh-TLJ)

Master John: The Massacre Begins...

2006-02-11T12:19:00.000-08:00

Sorry for so long since update...
I just recieved important news!

ME: What's going on Trooper?

TROOPER: The Empire has set up a base on the Planet's Moon, Crescent. The CIS have set up numerous bases on the Planet's Third Moon of Vortill.

ME: That's Not Good. I'll alert Everyone. Good Job Trooper.

TROOPER: Thanks!

ME: We better get ready. Pick your unit, and save the Planet!

TROOPER: Who are you talking to?

ME: Nobody....Hehhehheh.

(what does this have to do with the war?-TLJ)

Empire and cis shall DIE!ep3 Par.2

2006-02-10T13:52:00.000-08:00

by the way, droidekas sheild went down last part of the episode.

Clone elite: "I SERIOUSLY doubt im gonna win this time....."

clone elite throws 2 thermal detonaters! 2x the damage! right at droidekas face!

damage: 1664

droideka fires its twin blasters at clone elite! damage: 1774

clone elite :"THE PAAAAIIINNNN!!!!"

clone elite uses a med pack(you get one in a clone elites armor, you get it back(if you used it) in next battle.)

health replenished: max. clone elite med pack.

clone elite sticks his 2 emp rifles into the droidekas base(where the legs come out), points the rifles up from there, and fires. 3 blasts came out thru the droidekas head and the other 30 are heating up the inside of the droideka for a few seconds. damage evrey second: 70. wears off in 5 seconds.

*5 seconds later* total damage: 2889

evreyones hp:

droidekas:220

clone elites: 2500(max)

droideka rolls into a ball, and crashes continuesly on clone elite! he fell to the floor stunned for 1 turn.

max damage:1150

droideka blasts clone elites head like crazy with his twin blasters!!!

damage: 950

*clone elite wakes up, and gets up.*

clone elite: "im back!"

clone elite barrages droideka with his 2 emp rifles!

damage: 170

droideka rolls onto clone elites head and is stunned for 1 turn!

clone elites hp: 1250

damage:600

droideka blasts clone elites chest continuesly!

damage:500

clone elite:"im gonna die....."

clone elite throws 2 thermal detonaters at droideka! 2x the damage!

damage: 1070

DROIDEKA HAS FALLEN.

clone elite: "woo.....that got me running. hey, tiny lil jawas home!"

" ha! not 1 turret here! this should be easy."

*clone elite captures the command post for the jawas*

"woo hoo!"

"tiny lil jawa, i-"

tiny lil jawa: " no need im right here."

jawa elite: "wow, thats your best time yet sir!"

tiny lil jawa: "jawa soldier, go guard my house's door."

jawa soldier: "yes, sir!"

clone elite: "lets make sure there arent any cis stuff here, like radars, they can use those to find out their cp is taken!"

*Xing!*

JAWA SOLDIER(FROM TLJ'S SQUAD) HAS FALLEN.

elite jawa: "what the-?"

tiny lil jawa: "jawa? JAWA? noooooo! what happend"

jawa soldier "ge...g..g.......*bleh.*"

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: A MAGNA GUARD.

tiny lil jawa: "i thought he was gonna say grievous!"

clone elite: "me too!"

elite jawa:"plus, he got killed by green and blue lightsabers!"

(lets see, who has blue and green lightsabers, and is a bad guy?)

to be continued.......

answers will be here soon!(like, weres droideka 2? that will be answered.)

-TLJ

later,somewhere else...

2006-02-09T20:28:00.000-08:00

*slash*

*Xing*

master john:" die imperials die! *Xing!* this is kinda fun!"

stormtrooper:"forget this, were not trained to fight a jedi master!"

*a jawa with a jet pack comes and rockets the stormtrooper.*

jawa jet trooper: "hehehe!"

*BOOM! BAM!*

*Xing*

*light saber swing*

*john got pushed to the ground*

master john: "ouch! what the- Count Dookie!"

Count Dooku: " its Dooku you stupid jedi! *tries to stab jedi master john while hes lying on the ground*"

john: "force teleport! *Dingzx*"

(just in time too.)

count dooku: "what? oh wait, i seen this in the movies, youll pop up behind me. *stabs from behind him blindly.*"

john: "ouch! you poked a hole in my stomach!"

Count Dooku: "look at that, fishing mindlessly and i just caught a sucker."

*count uses force lightning!*

*john runs up a wall from the side of the 2 jedi's, and *zings* behind count dooku.*

count dooku: "what?! AIE! *force jumps forward, just in time, 1 meter away from getting stabbed!*"

*slides on the ground a tad bit.*

*john uses force lightsaber throw, with 2 lightsabers its bound to kill dooku!(man this is so obvious....)

*dooku force jumps over the lightsabers, *Zung* past john, and used force lightsaber throw, only faster then johns, and slows down when it hits john to stay and do more damage on him.*

*johns arm is cut off*

john: "ouch! *grabs his "arm"* god!"

count dooku:"what are you gonna do now? you cant weild your lightsabers anymore! and you can only hold 1, and more then 5 will be enough to kill me!"

john:"what im gonna do? im gonna kill one of the primary CIS leaders, thats what!*charges at count dooku, mindlessly.*"

count dooku: "you idiot!"

john is getting closer and closer.

john:" i know what im doing."

*count dooku holds is lightsaber infront of him, in a stabbing position.*

count dooku:" that was a short battle. i am dissipointed."

john: "not yet!*he gets half a meter close to count dooku's lightsaber, tricks him and jumps over his head instead of running into dooku's saber, and stabs count dooku's head from above.*

*count dooku looks mindlessly infront of him.*

*then falls to the floor.*

Nate(one of my friends at jawa school,-tiny lil jawa.): "woo hoo! go john! yea! *whistle* w00t! awsome! *claps* yea! *gets shot by a sniper from nowhere* aww man....i always die....."*twitch twitch*

to be continued!

-TLJ

empire and cis shall DIE!ep3

2006-02-09T20:05:00.000-08:00

clone elite:"*thinking* must..take command post for the jawas.... this battle will create the fate of the galaxy.........evreyone's army is brought here, if we win, and destory both armies, then there will be peace in the universe.......we MUST win!"

storm trooper: "you, droid, stop right there!"

storm trooper 2:"there not giving, we need to fight."

DROIDEKA!:"prepa-re-to-die-."

DROIDEKA2:" enemy found! identification: clone elite!"

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: 2 DROIDEKA'S, AND 2 IMPERIAL SOLDIERS(INFANTRY)(the clone elite will fight the last one soon.hint!)

(this battle i wont include the clone elites pic.)

stormtrooper 1 throws a thermal detonater!

damage on droideka: none. damage on droideka sheilds: 65

damage on clone elite: 13

stormtrooper 2 fires his blaster rifle at the droideka!

Damage: 21

clone elite throws 2 thermal detonators! 2x the damage!

damage on droideka: none. damage on sheilds: 114

damage on stormtrooper: 512

damage on stormtrooper 2: 778

droideka fires its twin blasters at stormtrooper 1!

damage:1992

STORMTROOPER 1 HAS FALLEN.

evreyones hp:

clone elites: 1994

droideka: 3000(the max.)

stormtrooper 2's: 117

droideka sheilds: 1553

stormtrooper throws a thermal detonater right at droideka sheild's face!

damage: none. damage on sheilds:112

droideka shoots clone elite with its twin blasters!

damage:1242

clone elite: "OWWWWWWWWWCHHHH.....GOD!!!!!!! NUGGEM... NE- OUCHIE!!! OOFFFFF IT HURT!"

clone elite barrages droideka sheilds with his 2 blaster rifles!

damage: none. Damage on sheilds: 2667

FALLEN ENEMIES:

FALLEN ALLIES: none. also, you dont have any allies this battle.

to be continued.....

-TLJ

empire and cis shall DIE!ep.2

2006-02-09T17:05:00.000-08:00

see first episode to understand this. http://tinyliljawa.blogspot.com/2006/02/empire-shall-die.html

tiny lil jawa: "ok, clone, my adress is 22466 at jawa lincolins/jawa avenue."

elite clone:"on my way."

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: A STORM TROOPER AND A BATTLE DROID (NO ONE HAS TEAMATES HERE.)

battle droid uses tri shot on imperial soldier! damage: 26(12 armor)(wow.....battle droids are pretty tough!)

elite clone fires a barrage of blaster shots with his 2 blaster rifles at the battle droid! damage: 74

battle droid: "beep beep beep beb bep"

storm trooper throws a thermal detonater!

damage on elite clone: 18(elite clone armor, protects 50 health points. not in stock at armory.)

damage on droid:120

battle droid: "BEEEEEEEEP beep."

battle droid tri shoots elite clone! 3 x the damage!

damage:72

elite clone:" ouch! oof.... god!"

evreyones hp:

battle droids: 508

elite clones: 1994

stormtroopers: 301

stormtrooper fires at elite clone with his blaster!

damage: none. armor withstood the attack.

elite clone: "not good enough!"

elite clone throws 2 thermal detonaters! 2x the damage on evreyone except him!

damage on battle droid:309

damage on stormtrooper: 774

STORM TROOPER HAS FALLEN.

fallen enemies:

fallen allies: none. you also have no allies this battle.

battle droid fires a wrist rocket at elite clone!

damage: 503

elite clone: "AHHHHHH GOD! ACK....SHN...OUCH!"

elite clone barrages the battle droid with his 2 blaster rifles!

damage:506

BATTLE DROID HAS FALLEN.
ELITE CLONE HAS WON THIS BATTLE, AND IS HEADING TOWARD HIS OBJECTIVE.

to be continued.......

-TLJ

woaw!

2006-02-09T15:52:00.000-08:00

jedi padawan(this is one of johns padawans. www.masterjohnblog.blogspot.com): "you want more enemies? here i am!"

General Grievous: "HA! yo-*cough*-you are just a padawan! mag-*cough*-magna guard, kill him!*cough*"

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: A MAGNA GUARD.
the padawan charged at him and killed him at the very second.

general grievous: "looks like you are worthy. *cough* prepare to die!!!"

jedi padawan berserks at General Grievous! damage: 2(wow, general grievous has super hard plated armor!)

general grievous jump attacks at the padawan, just in time force jumping away.

then, the padawan jump attacks the general from behind.

the generals 2 arms are stuck in the ground from the bone-crunching blow he was about to do on the padawan before he jumped.

but, he used is other 2 arms and stabbed the unwilling padawan from behind cutting 1 arm off and making a hole in the padawans stomach. finnally, the cold hearted generals arms break free, turns behind him, and hits the padawan with a barrage of lightsaber hits.

the padawan skillfully blocks all of the attacks, but while the general was attacking the padawan with 2 arms, he stabbed the un-noticing padawan with the other 2.

*the padawan falls to the floor.*

general grievous: "it is done.*cough*, now, assault to mos eisely! i hea-*cough* i hear clones are there. so is the empire *cough*, so this should be fun. its gonna *cough* be like world war 2! *cough cough* world war 2 means alot of enemies, *cough* and alot of enemies means alot of destruction! *cough* this should be fun. let-*cough*- lets move!"

-TNJ

meanwhile...

2006-02-09T15:24:00.000-08:00

-tiny lil jawa

meanwhile....

*general grievous, 4 super battle droids, and 40 magna guards.*

jawa unit 6:" help me! general grievous is gonna *splatter, slash!*

ssssssssssssssssssssss......"

General Grievous: THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TRAINING, bring me more ENEMIES!"

to be continued.....
-your nice little jawa friend, tiny lil jawa.

empire and cis shall DIE!

2006-02-09T15:17:00.000-08:00

-tiny lil jawa.
(i suggest you read johns post, to know whats going on. atleast partly.)

tiny lil jawa:" die imperials die! *random shooting with the taser*"

tiny lil jawa killed 3 scouts, and 2 stormtroopers.

a tusken raider killed a storm trooper.

*a jawa elite jet trooper and a jawa jet trooper come*

jawa elite JT:" taste emp rockets!"

*rockets being fired*

*BOOM! BAM! explosion*

tiny lil jawa: " im hit!"

*2 jawa engineers come*

clone jet trooper:" droideka!!!

clone red elite:"droideka down!"

*the engineers/medics heal tiny lil jawa*

tiny lil jawa:"thanks!"
clone elite(with 2 blaster rifles.):" imperial elite! look out!"

*choo! choo! chee! choo! choo-choo! bam bam choo!*

*me and the clone elite are hiding in a house*

*more blaster rifle shooting,duals; choo! choo choo chee choo! BAM bam!*

*the elite clone throws a thermal detonater*

*beep..beep..beep...*

imperial elite: "aww, come on man, thats not fair!"

*BOOM*

a jawa jet trooper:"magna guard!"

elite jawa(TLJ's squad): "Sir!

tiny lil jawa: "yes?"

elite jawa: "THEY TOOK OVER YOUR HOUSE'S COMMAND POST!"

tiny lil jawa: "MY HOUSE?! i knew i should have set up turrets there!"

clone elite: "ill do it."

to be continued...

heres the link to ep 2: http://tinyliljawa.blogspot.com/2006/02/empire-shall-dieep2.html

-tiny lil jawa

Master John: The War has Begun

2006-02-09T14:59:00.000-08:00

Hello, Everyone.
This is not Lil' Jawa, this is Master John of the Jedi Knights. I am have unfortunate news that the Empire has landed and the battle for the fate of the Galaxy has begun!
Now, we must ban together to save our precious galaxy! Pick your unit! Join the battle!

Jawa Soldier
Jawa Elite
Jawa Heavy Elite
Jawa Sharpshooter
Jawa Scout
Jawa Medic
Jawa Engineer
Jawa Hunter
Jawa Pilot
Jawa Marine
Jawa Cammando
Jet-Jawa

Clone Trooper
Clone Heavy Trooper
Clone Sharpshooter
Clone Engineer
Clone Marine
Clone Pilot
Clone Cammander
Clone Jet Trooper
Clone ARC Trooper
Heavy ARC Trooper
ARC Captain

Hurry!

aww man...

2006-02-09T14:46:00.000-08:00

tiny lil jawa:"were close to the cantina! i see some scout trooper bodies here. i guess the turrets did most of the work."

elite jawa:" tin-t-t-tiny-t-tin-ti............"

tiny lil jawa: "whats wrong with you, elite?"

jawa soldier:" bid-bid-bd-b-b-bid-bd-bd-bd-bii-be-bid"

tiny lil jawa: "what happend?"

elite jawa:"ummm..sir...look up......"

*a BIG shadow appears over mos eisely.*

tiny lil jawa: "no...were too late......"

*a team of starfighters are destroying homes.*

elite jawa: "SIR! GET DOWN!"

*BOOM!*

jawa soldier: "wow! that was like a blast from a space ships cannon!"

tiny lil jawa:".....idiot! look up!"

*big explosions evreywhere*

clone trooper:" look out!!!!!!"

*boom! droideka go gone.*
jawa soldier:"the entire clone army must be here to help us!"

jawa unit 434: "get that droid off my starfighter! oh god.. ack ne---sh---ni----holy-----g---help!!---sssssssssss.........."

*boom! bam! BOOOOOOOM*

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: 3 TUSKEN RAIDERS, 1 DROIDEKA, 1 BATTLE DROID, AND 2 STORMTROOPERS.

to be continued...

a storm trooper VS tusken!

2006-02-09T14:00:00.000-08:00

tiny lil jawa: "hey look! a stormtrooper!"

elite jawa: " he must have left his squad back at the destroyer."

jawa soldier(infantry):" and a tusken! i think there gonna fight!"

tiny lil jawa:"looks like it. we need to keep going, though."

jawa soldier(infantry, im not gonna type that anymore.):" ok."

A STORMTROOPER VS. A TUSKEN RAIDER(HUNTER)

tusken raider stabs the stormtrooper with his staff! damage: 6(he has stormtrooper armor, protects 12 hp, and comes with a limitless supply of thermal 'detos. currently not in stock in the armory shop.)

the storm trooper throws a thermal detonater! damage:20

*tusken raider screams in pain, then gives out a battle cry.(makes his actions more effective.)

tusken raider gets his hunter rifle and lasers the stormtrooper! damage:56

stormtrooper: "ouch! youll pay for that!"(evrey time someone is hurt real bad, they say something.)

stormtrooper shoots at tusken raider with is blaster rifle! damage:21

TUSKEN RAIDER(HUNTER) HAS FALLEN.

stormtrooper: "i dont have much health points left, best wait for a engineer/medic in 2 hours."hint!)

winner:

time!

2006-02-09T13:37:00.000-08:00

time left:3 hours!

-jawa scientist

the battle!

2006-02-08T21:28:00.000-08:00

a tusken raider(hunter) vs 3 jawas, and 1 clone trooper.

tiny lil jawas squad is here! new attack gained: droid attack! people needed for the attack: a squad. (launch a heavy droid at the enemy.)

the jawa squad uses the droid attack!

damage on tusken raider(hunter): 165

TUSKEN RAIDER(HUNTER) HAS DIED.

jawa(infantry soldier):" blabloo!"
tiny lil jawa:" stay dead!"
elite jawa:"*shoots at dead tusken with his 2 EMP rifles.*"

*more defence grid turret shooting*
tiny lil jawa: " cmon, lets go!"

a minor tusken.

2006-02-08T21:25:00.000-08:00

tiny lil jawa: "hes just a tusken. it will be about 9 hours till the actual enemies get here. he should be easy."

elite jawa with EMP rifles(im gonna start typing only "elite jawa" so to know the charecters, read from the start!): "uhhh....sir? hes a tusken hunter. he has a beam rifle, with 50 armor, and 20 hp."

jawa(infantry soldier):"this is gonna be tough....."

battle is above this post.

jawa unit 434

2006-02-08T21:16:00.000-08:00

jawa unit 434: "Sir! i saw some scouts in super fast scout starfighters! some of them have landed! i hope you have enough defence grid turrets set up!"

tiny lil jawa(me): "it looks like there sending in snipers first to pick us of 1 by 1, to help their team be more effective(they will be more effective by not being overwhelmed by so many jawas.)." *defence grid turret fire*
tiny lil jawa(you should know, now.): the only place we set up turrets was around and in the cantina! cmon squad, lets move!" clone trooper(infantry soldier): "hey, jawa! look out!"

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED: A TUSKEN RAIDER.

to be continued...

the enemies and allies

2006-02-08T20:25:00.000-08:00

our allies:

our enemies(and enemies that dont have ally armies in the battle, such as the cis.)

great!

2006-02-08T19:19:00.000-08:00

GREAT, NOW THEY DRAGGED THE CIS INTO THIS! we really need somehelp! there gonna get here at the same time empire is here!
wait, general grievous, did he tell the droids to attack me and my jawas? im his number one fan.....if it is true he is leading the attack....then why? so many questions....they must be answered soon!(hint.) man, its gonna be world war 3 here! please help us...i dont think we will win..even with the clones.....

we know how long!

2006-02-08T18:25:00.000-08:00

hey wait, my radio! "jawa unit 434 here, im in a republic v wing(they lend it to me.) and, your jedi master friend is right! 2 days!" hear that?! were gonna have to set up some defence grid turrets!

currently set:
6 of them, surrounding cantina, and the cantina command post.

hes gonna help!

2006-02-08T18:05:00.000-08:00

www.masterjohnblog.blogspot.com
hes gonna help us in the battles!

more art!

2006-02-08T17:21:00.000-08:00

this was general grievous a long time ago....drew it myself =)

more of my art on general grievous! the ones with the red and orange backgrounds are my artwork.

how the fight will look

2006-02-08T15:35:00.000-08:00

VS.
this is how the fight will look like:

tiny lil jawa used his taser on tusken raider! damage: 17

THE CLONES HAVE MADE IT TO THE BATTLE! SIDE THEY TOOK:JAWAS.

tusken raider(raider) stabbed tiny lil jawa with is staff! damage:14!(could have been 16 if it werent for my armor!(jawa robes.)

a squad of clones barrage the tusken with their blaster rifles! damage: 81.

TUSKEN RAIDER(RAIDER) HAS DIED!
THIS LEVEL OF THE BATTLE IS WON BY THE CLONES AND TINY LIL JAWA!
clone: "stay dead, freak!"
me(tiny lil jawa): "hoodeedee!"

tusken raiders also have a part in this....this is all im gonna spoil for you right now.

thats the example of a battle shown here for you. believe me,the real thing is gonna be a BATTLE!

uh oh....

2006-02-08T15:23:00.000-08:00

wondering whats going on? the jawa scientist that studies the planet "earth" looked into his telescope, and saw an imperial fleet heading right towards us! time until they get here:2 days! approx! thats what the scientist said! probably 8 minutes! if you wanna help, say in comments and ill assign your enemy troop! hurry and buy that armor! man, it was perfect timing that i opened up a armory! buy that armor! speed tubes are free for the whole time this war is in place, so you can get your weapons and armor IMMEDIATELY! im sorry i havint got any weapons in stock, you might wanna buy my magna guard to help you in the battles! his hp is: 900. his armor is:50. ill promise ill take as many as i can from grievous to help you guys as best i can! it will be hard, so dont expect 3 or 4 or even 2! HELP US!!!!

armory shop

2006-02-08T14:57:00.000-08:00

NEWS: A WAR IS GONNA HAPPEN SOON, GET BUYING! AGAIN, IM SORRY I HAVE NO WEAPONS IN STOCK, READ COMMENTS FOR INSTRUCTIONS.

my new armory shop! buy weapons, ammo for it, armor, etc!

jawa robes:25C armor coverage:defends whole body, protects 2 health points when you get hurt.
(good for beginning bounty hunters, aslo, jawa robes have over 1 million sizes, for you tiny lil ants and big giants!)

cloak: 6.00$ armor coverage: your back, protects 8 health points when damaged there.
(good for rookie bountyhunters that want to look cool!)

anakins tunic:50.55$ armor coverage:chest, protects 30 health points when hit there. EXTREMELY useful for clones, stromtroopers, jedi, anyone! more likely soldiers, since enemies like shooting at ur chest! plus, its a low price! (dont worry, i didint steal it from anakin, he brought 6 from mos eisely jawa-mart, they got thousands of them there, i bought 500. and, if i did have only 1 anakin tunic, it would cost 500,55$ and 55C, now would it?)

bronze armor: 120.21$ body coverage: covers your body with bronze armor, defends 106 hp when hit anywhere.
(good for rookie bountyhunters! i know what ur thinking, rookies get 120.21$ armor? there bountyhunters! you want them to die out there?
if they gave low ranked bounty hunters weak armor, they would of course die. wow....just imagine how much armor protection jango and boba had!)

hard bronze armor: 600.00$ armor coverage: whole body, protects 1430 health when hit anywhere.
(good for normal ranked bounty hunters!)

pure bronze armor: 1000.00$ armor coverage: whole body, protects 2000 health when hit anywhere.
(good for intermidate bounty hunters, or paranoid civilians!lol)

more in stock soon!

any questions?

2006-02-08T14:00:00.000-08:00

any questions about me or my house(blog)?
put em right there in the comments, below this post.

my art!

2006-02-07T15:38:00.000-08:00

the heritic elite is one of my most recent ones .(feb5 2006) the one next to the halo3 cover (i drew it with computer graphics to make it look real, so is the one im talking about.)was on feb 5 2006.

those jawa bullies! lets see how they feel now! they kept nick nameing me "Tina Leyk" and calling me a girl, then i draw this, and put the name there, and they find out its all over the internet...man i wish i could have seen the look on thier faces! as you can see, i drew that and painted it in 2005. as you can see, i like halo as well!

IM A CRAZY FAN OF GENERAL GRIEVOUS, so heres some pics i got of him from google images!!

and some of them are my artwork.

heres a link to that super cool cyborg!
www.cisgeneralgrievous.blogspot.com

my friends! and how to.....

2006-02-03T16:31:00.000-08:00

my jawa friends, justin,john,and nate, killing a storm trooper that wants to take over my home!
i know, i should help too, but, i want to save ammo, plus 1 clip of our fusion rifles cost 500$, and the average jawa has 200$! remember to buy my droids, so i can help keep my blog in shape! (it cost money to make it better, ya know!and buy ammo! you can gimme money like this:
in the comments, type in amount of money you want to give(an example will be shown on bottom of post, also, you can buy my droids, tell me what droid you bought in comments, so i know that you bought it, and i know to update stock, and i will know to update(and calculate my total)my money,also, theres a 20 dollar shipping and handling(we will handle your purchase with care and leave it in cargo bay till we get to your planet, dont forget to mention your planet, and your adress, otherwise, how will we get to you? a jawa employee(delivery jawa)(see the few bottom sentences.)will be at your door, holding your package.), and a 50 dollar speed delivery tube(those tubes that get your order right away, no matter how big or small the object you ordered is,also, we need the adress of your tube to have it sent.) a jawa employee will be with you soon, until then, i cant have the money until the jawa employee(cashier) will take it from the counter.evrey time i include a jawa employee in something, ill tell you what he is.for example,"my jawa employee(sec. guard)will make sure my droid shop is nice, stocked up, and the customers are happy! aslo, we have them to fight off tusken raiders(raiders.)it applies to evreyone, too. like the tusken raider(raider)i mentioned.), type where you want to send it,(remember to include the planet, my adress,(my adress is 2246 at tattoine, jawa lincolns/jawa avenue) it should arrive in 5 minutes, and ill calculate total with a calculater!(another thing,(read discription to get this joke) how do jawas have calculators in these sand dunes?) and soon,(like in 7 months) my sand crawler will be full, there for, i need you to be buyin'(or donating in comments) and tellin, cuz if i run out of room for my sandcrawler, another will cost 500.70 million$! dont worry, my old sandcrawler will still be here if i get a new one, except the old one will be full, so i need most of you guys(or girls) to buy from the old one.
well, heres that example:

i am donating.
money donating: 50$
to: tiny lil jawa @ jawa lincolins/jawa avenue, 2246(its a bit hard to remember, but you will get my adress soon!)

(and you can donate to my sandcrawler, so i wont have to take the money out my mail box(i cant afford a speed tube, if you donate money/buy my droids, ill be very thankful and use the money to make my jawa home(hey thats the title of my blog!)better!) and go to the sandcrawler to put it in my safe there and go back to my buisness at home.)

and heres the "buying a droid" example:

i am purchasing on of ur(your) droids.
(the droid your buying goes here.)
(your adress goes here.)
(your planet goes here.)
(if you want your droid to be shipped, include it here. if you want it to be delivered in a speed tube, include it here.)

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2006-02-03T13:50:00.000-08:00

i got a shop! i sell droids there. here they are, and their prices. the shops adress is 446891 at mos eisely market, tattooine.

c3po: 70.60$ in stock:431 of them
a gold plated droid that can speak over 1 million languages, this droid is mostly used for interpreting.

R2unit: 2.99$ color:white and blue. in stock: 1.7million.
mostly used as a repair droid and tech droid.

ammo droid:1267.99$ color: black. in stock: 920 of them. (the ones in bf2 and the black ones that dance,(looks like they do, heh.)both are same price, and, since there are gangsters out there looking for ammo for there blasters, the price is very high.)

c2po: 30.22$ in stock:821 of them.
a black plated droid that can speak many languages, mostly used for interpreting.

cp0: 1.22$ in stock:7832043823950628 of them.
a brown plated droid that can speak a few alien languages, used for interpreting.

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new droids!:
feb7 2006
runit:75C color: black and red. in stock:777
(why the cheap, low price? becuase the r-unit only gets rid of laser and engine burnts on your ship and paint scratches. buy only if your lazy.)

beer droid: 122.41$ in stock: 1746543332 of them.
instead of yanking them out a bar for free(and probably get caught)we have them right here and cost money.

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more new droids!
feb7 2006

magna guard: 1.5 million. color:silver
i managed to take 1 from general grievous, i know hes my fave person in the world but....i cant resist! the droid had its back infront of me and i had a fusion cutter! if you buy it, ill rebuild it and reprogram it to be nice to you. it is a great acheivement, so it costs enormously high. since theres only 1 in stock, price increased by 500,00. total: 1.5 million.
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1 new droid in stock, i got 70 pairs of it!

battle droids: 30$
youll need all the help you can get in the war! with 1 purchase, you get 2 private battle droids, they folow you around'n stuff. kinda like bodyguards. extremely useful in the battles!

MagnaJedi 2000: 5673$ Color: silver with blue cape. Weapon: Double-bladed lightsaber.
a Jedi Magna guard.probably programmed with the mind of a Jedi. ill reprogram it to be nice to you(which is what i do to all droids) when you buy it.

MagnaJedi 3000: (same as MagnaJedi 2000) color: (see MagnaJedi 2000) Weapon: 2 lightsabers.
see MagnaJedi 2000.

MagnaJedi 4000: (same as MagnaJedi 2000) color: (see MagnaJedi 2000) weapon: a blaster and 2 Double-bladed sabers.
see MagnaJedi 2000.

room in my sandcrawler: has room for 38165768251294654753112.90 million droids. status:fine.
more droids coming in stock soon!

2006-02-01T13:05:00.000-08:00

yup, thats me!